Let you in on a little secret?
Hmm.
I used to do this when I was younger.
Really?
Yeah.
You, Dr. Sheldon Hawkes?
Oh, it just feels like a lifetime ago, but, oh, yeah.
“Keep It Real” · Season 8, Episode 2
In this episode: Jo Danville (15), Mac Taylor (13), Don Flack (8), Adam Ross (8), Danny Messer (7), Lindsay Monroe (7), Sheldon Hawkes (4), Tyler (4)
(About a perp who is spending counterfeit money) What's he buying?
You name it... cigars, booze, jewelry, clothing... a lot of Adidas track suits.
(Scoffs) Who is he, Run DMC?
Look, honey, I can't get out of here. Can lunch wait, like, an hour?
Scheduled break, babe. You know that. It's now or never, sweetheart.
Are you mad?
Yeah... I am mad, but not at you. At, uh… Run DMC over here.
Felony lunch-jacking. I'll make sure they add it to his list of charges.
RDRandy Davis
(After a customer has just tried a guitar) If I hear 'Sweet Home Alabama' one more time, I swear, I'm gonna sell this place.
You have a problem with Alabama?
She's from the South.
Is this the gun you used for the murder? You know what I'd call this? Proof.
RDRandy Davis
I didn't pull the trigger. It was an accident.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? You may want to invest in some nail polish remover before you get where you're going.
I would like you to meet Alex, my new roommate...
AAlex
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too.
(To Tyler) You didn't tell me she was a very attractive girl (To Alex) He didn't say you were unattractive... he just didn't say you were a girl.
(About his new roommate) You found her picture on the Internet, didn't you?
No.
Or one of your police databases.
It's not like I intentionally went and looked her up. I just happened to stumble across some stuff...
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