Tyler quotes from CSI: NY

Mac Taylor

You tested positive.

For what?

Mac Taylor

Murder.

Jo

Tyler, before I hear about the new roommate, what happened to the old one?

I had to kill him. I asked him who his favorite player on the Knicks was, he said Woody Allen.

Jo

See, that's funny. I like him.

You don't trust my judgment.

Jo

I trust you. It's just this Alex... Kirkland person. What's his major, anyway?

(Chuckles) Art. I know. Scary, okay?

I would like you to meet Alex, my new roommate...

Nice to meet you.

Jo

Nice to meet you too.

Jo

(To Tyler) You didn't tell me she was a very attractive girl (To Alex) He didn't say you were unattractive... he just didn't say you were a girl.

(About his new roommate) You found her picture on the Internet, didn't you?

Jo

No.

Or one of your police databases.

Jo

It's not like I intentionally went and looked her up. I just happened to stumble across some stuff...