Aiden Burn quotes from CSI: NY

Aiden Burn

Anybody see anything?

When does anybody ever see anything?

Danny

So this is where it all goes down.

Aiden

Or up. Make sure you keep your gloves on.

Danny

You know, I didn't think it would be this clean.

Aiden

Come on. Act like you've never been to a place like this before.

Danny

You kidding me? I've got girlfriends for that. Why would I pay?

Aiden

All right, you. You're paying one way or another,..trust me.

Aiden

Did you find anything else?

I haven't gone in yet.

Aiden

What?? Flack, you little scaredy cat, you don't believe these stories about this place being haunted?

I was doing my job, Aiden: getting statements from witnesses.

Aiden

Stel, you smell that?

Stella

Yeah. Chicken. Well, I did hear the one about the monk who went crazy and killed the others is true.

The 1-2-2 gets calls about strange noises coming from this place all the time.

Aiden

Will you stop? That's just an old urban legend.

Stella

Aiden, I think you'd better hold Flack's hand.

Yeah, okay...cute.

Lot of high school kids hang out here. Initiations, gangs, satanic rituals...

Aiden

A good place to get high...or get laid.

Danny

Maybe she was a hitchhiker.

Aiden

Who hitchhikes nude?

Danny

You hungry?

Aiden

Yeah

Danny

Grab a bite to eat?

Danny

I'll drive. Put you on the hood?

Aiden

[she smacks his arm] Put you on the hood.

Danny

You take the bottom. I'll take the top.

Aiden

I like being on top.

Danny

What? You getting freaky with me because we got the bondage case?

Danny

Get that to Jane Parsons in DNA.

Aiden

Okay

Danny

[cracks whip] NOW!

Danny Messer

Most feared man in New York dies from fear of his own wife.

Aiden Burn

And she was the only one that loved him.

Aiden

Well, too bad birds can't talk because there's a robin's nest like twelve feet away.

Danny

Bird's-eye view.

Aiden

[laughing] You had to say it, right?

Danny

What are ya gonna do?

I can't feel my ribs!

Aiden Burn

Oh, you will soon, and it's gonna hurt like a bastard.

Detective Aiden Burn

Give me your hands.

What's the magic word?

Detective Aiden Burn

Hands!

I wonder how much damage I could do in the two seconds it would take that guard to get in here.

Detective Aiden Burn

Palms up!

I believe I asked you a question.

Detective Aiden Burn

And I'm tellin' you to step back!

Why don't you make...

Aiden

How does a potential shortstop become a crime-scene investigator?

Danny

That's real easy. Get into a fight, break your wrist, and then graduate from the police academy, top of my class.

Aiden

Dangerous, Danny Messer.

Danny

Very dangerous.

Det. Mac Taylor

There are three things that I'll protect at any cost: the honor of this country, the safety of this city, and the integrity of this lab. As scientists, we have a great deal of power, the ability to assign guilt or innocence. But when we analyze a crime scene, we collect pieces of evidence, we make a promise to the people of this city. A promise to handle that evidence with respect, integrity, and good faith. When you broke the seal, you broke that promise.

Detective Aiden Burn

I didn't do it. I didn't plant the evidence. I wanted to. Man, I wanted to, but I couldn't go through with it. I knew I couldn't live with that.

Det. Mac Taylor

Is it that you couldn't live with it, or you couldn't compromise the integrity of this office?

Detective Aiden Burn

You know how much this place means to me, Mac. But that son of a bitch raped Regina twice, and he's gonna get away with it twice?

Det. Mac Taylor

And if the credibility of our findings is suspect, how many more do you think will walk? Ten? Twenty? A hundred? Truth is, Aiden, I can't have someone like that working in this lab. You're fired.

Detective Aiden Burn

[handing over her badge] Truth is I can't do this anymore, Mac. I mean, I got to be honest with you. If somethin' like this ever happened again, I don't think I'd trust myself. And I'm sorry I let you down. Just do me a favor, huh? Catch this guy for Regina.

Det. Mac Taylor

I will. This folder... will be right here on my desk till we get him.