Jo Danville quotes from CSI: NY

Jo

Snakeskin? No indication our vic or his roommate had snakes for pets.

Adam

Well, somewhere along the line, our vic had a run-in with a boa constrictor.

Adam

The whole Tyler roommate thing... it's gonna be fine. You know, usually people with priors never commit crimes within a five mile radius of where they live.

Jo

Oh, get out of here!

Hawkes

Let you in on a little secret?

Jo

Hmm.

Hawkes

I used to do this when I was younger.

Jo

Really?

Hawkes

Yeah.

Jo

You, Dr. Sheldon Hawkes?

Hawkes

Oh, it just feels like a lifetime ago, but, oh, yeah.

(After a customer has just tried a guitar) If I hear 'Sweet Home Alabama' one more time, I swear, I'm gonna sell this place.

Jo

You have a problem with Alabama?

She's from the South.

I would like you to meet Alex, my new roommate...

Nice to meet you.

Jo

Nice to meet you too.

Jo

(To Tyler) You didn't tell me she was a very attractive girl (To Alex) He didn't say you were unattractive... he just didn't say you were a girl.

(About his new roommate) You found her picture on the Internet, didn't you?

Jo

No.

Or one of your police databases.

Jo

It's not like I intentionally went and looked her up. I just happened to stumble across some stuff...

Jo

I always tell my kids that the only reason evil exists is so that good can triumph over it.

Mac

If it didn't, we'd be out of a job.

Jo

Maybe our suspect is still running around with the green fairy.

Mac

We're talking about a suspect who walked up to a random stranger and blew him away.

Jo

Well, guy's not playing with a full deck.

Mac

But he's got a loaded gun.

Jo

Get the Geek, huh?

I bet he told his mother he was in show business.

Meet Thomas Hurtz. Star and proprietor of 'Get the Geek'. This guy insults you, you pay him five bucks, get a chance to shoot him with a paintball gun.

Jo

Well, clearly, the shooter didn't understand the rules of the game. He shot him with a real gun.

Jo

They all had their stories straight. Just like they rehearsed it.

Makes sense. They'll be under so much scrutiny, one little detail's off and they're all screwed.

We're canvassing the area.

Jo

Expecting the dead to speak?

For the murder weapon.

Jo Danville

Flack, what are we looking at?

A parent's worst nightmare. Victim throws a party while mom and dad are out of town. Someone spills their drink on the new carpet.

Jo Danville

Flack, how does this happen?

Starts out as a group of high school juniors getting a buzz on. The party goes viral. Jumps to 700 in under two hours. Welcome to the end of the world as we know it.

Did you come here to gloat?

Jo

I wish I could gloat. I wish I could take great pleasure in seeing you sit here in this cell. But that would be at the expense of Ali Rand and the horrible way you made her suffer. My pleasure will have to wait until I hear the guilty verdict read at your trial.

I wouldn't be so quick to convict me... just yet.