Danny Messer quotes from CSI: NY

Danny

People don't kill each other over dairy product.

Danny

What the hell's going on, Jo? Why make contact with us just to take us for a ride?

Danny

Good morning, dear.

Stella

Do I have a tail back there?

Danny

Sorry. Good morning, Stella.

Stella

Better.

Danny Messer

You hear about that body?

Det. Stella Bonasera

The one by the River Cafe? Yeah, I caught it on the police portable when I was in the shower.

Danny Messer

Why doesn't that surprise me?

Det. Stella Bonasera

The job never stops, Danny.

Danny

No pictures, no personal effects, not a partial, nothing. What's this guy live in, gloves?

Aiden

(shining blacklight on a sheet with semen traces) I'm gettin' all kinds of love over here.

Danny

I think he got tipped off.

Aiden

I think he got off.

Stella

Are you going to be able to focus?

Danny

[who just watches a half-naked woman walking by] I'm all over it.

Stella

Now that can't be sanitary.

Danny

Who cares if it's sanitary? I wanna see the menu.

Danny

Here we are looking for the murderer at the table...

Stella

And here, the murderer is the table.

Danny

I don't know how these guys work down here.

Mac

The same way we're going to. Rock by rock.

Detective Mac Taylor

Are you bathophobic?

Detective Danny Messer

I'm not anything-phobic. There are just a few things that shake me up. 700 feet of granite between me and daylight is one of them.

Detective Mac Taylor

[Danny and Mac are following the coroners to the elevator and see the DA waiting for them on it] [clears his throat] Personal visit from the DA's office?

Detective Danny Messer

What happened? You got lost on your way to a press conference? Or are you just checking up on us?

Mac Taylor

I read your preliminary report. Good job, Danny, you're on the promotion grid.

Danny Messer

I can't wrap my head around it, Mac. I mean you get up, you go to work. You see the people you know. You talk, you laugh. You're livin' your life and suddenly, boom, it's over. Just like that, and you never saw it comin'.

Mac

The place was closed?

11 on the dot.

Danny

Sounds like an inside job.

Mac

Then that's where we'll start.

Danny

This guy's shot in the head, carries someone else upstairs, and manages to call the cops?

Aiden

I'd say that qualifies for hero status.

Mac

And you're sure this came from Hummel's gun?

Danny

Absolutely. He doesn't deny discharging his weapon.

Mac

But ... ?

Danny

If Marvin's story is true about what happened, and he was shooting at the bad guys -- this bullet discharged from his gun and stopped midair and then turned left and then hit the pillar.