Danny Messer quotes from CSI: NY

Detective Danny Messer

So this is where they store the million-dollar grape juice, huh?

Detective Danny Messer

[Shocked] You killed him over a cockroach?

Detective Danny Messer

[after the bus-boy's empassioned speech about cockroaches] So...So you killed a guy...over a cockroach?

Detective Danny Messer

[voiceover] Montana, don't freak out. Although I'm sure you already have. We're trading shifts. I got you covered. Enjoy your snow day. D

Danny Messer

My mother was so pissed off, she didn't talk to me for a week... It was kind of a peaceful week.

Detective Danny Messer

Must've been a hell of a pickle.

Detective Danny Messer

Toy stores and schools are the last places I want to be looking for a killer right now.

Danny

(looks at Lindsay) Lindsay. (pauses as she looks at him) I'm sorry. We should... We should talk.

Danny

(Few minutes earlier Rikki gives him pack of sugar.)Rikki, wait!... What's with the sugar?

Danny

Growing up all I wanted to do was play ball. That's all I could think about when I was a kid. One day starting in the majors. Crazy thing, I was actually making it happen. I was playing really well in the minors. Then one game everything changed. Whole day this pitcher is trying to shut me down throwing me inside, throwing me inside. And bottom of the eighth, he finally catches me, right in the head. So I figure I'm gonna put one in his head now. Before I could even get to the mound, the benches clear and I'm caught in a pile-up. Shattered my wrist. Baseball was over and I was having one of those, ya know, 'what now?' moments. But uhh, I guess back then, things were a little easier. All I had to do was change my career.

Danny

(voice over after Lindsay told him she was pregnant) See, the truth is I can't really blame her for not saying anything. See, a while ago I messed up, alright? I was with another woman, but I didn't say anything. But she knew. I think she knew, you know. A couple of months later, we got back together, things haven't really been the same and now this.

Danny

(trying to apologize to his rehab therapist) I'm done whining. I came here so you can help me get out of this wheelchair and I'm going to do whatever it takes to make that happen. I've got a few precious things I need to pay for.

Danny Messer

(about a lipstick mark in the mirror of the victim's hotel room) Somebody's got to kiss and tell.

Danny Messer

If Jimmy would have just patted these guys down a little better, or if that gun just fell one inch in the other direction, his whole life is different right now.

Danny Messer

All right, that'll do.

Danny Messer

(About Lindsay) Where's... Adam and, erm... what's-her-name?