Don Flack quotes from CSI: NY

Samantha Flack

You're not seriously thinking of doing this?

I am. But I need your help. That kid Zane that you used to make out with... he works there doing security. He can get us in.

Samantha Flack

I did not used to make out with him.

Oh, sorry. He used to make out with you.

Samantha Flack

You're such an ass.

Samantha Flack

You know, to be honest, it kind of pisses me off, Dad's still trying to tell me what to do from an urn on a shelf at Gram's place.

Come on! Would you ease up on him already? So maybe he was a little bit tougher on you. It's only because he knew you were twice as smart as I am.

Samantha Flack

That is not true.

It is true. I'm okay with that.

Samantha Flack

Would you just stop trying to make excuses for him? Yeah, I came to terms with this a long time ago. Maybe I was just hard to love. Maybe he had trouble relating to me. Whatever it is, I'm over it.

(About his father) I saw that guy cry once in my whole life. The night of your senior prom. You said you were sleeping at Heather's house. He checked up on you. You weren't there. So he and I drove around all night looking for you. He was a wreck. Thinking the worst, as only a New York City detective can. And when we didn't find you, he bawled like a baby.

Samantha Flack

He never said anything about that to me.

Maybe he was just trying to keep the peace. When you came home the next morning, he was just thankful you were safe. Sam... he loved you.

I'm not holding, man. Search me all you want.

Here's something you've never heard a cop say: I'm gonna take your word for it.

Assault, fraud, burglary, possession of meth, trafficking in meth, trafficking in proscribed wildlife.

Jo

Proscribed wildlife?

I'm diversifying.

Jo

How about murder?

Yeah, stick it all on me. I'm a pincushion, baby. Just for giggles, who'd I kill?

How'd you cut your hand?

Are you kidding me? I would never...

That's not the answer I'm looking for, Skiver.

Uh... it's a bite, feeding the toucan. Those things are nasty.

Jo

Thought you were going to come up with something lame.

Jo

A toucan? Really?

Had a cousin that worked with birds. They can be vicious.

Her classmate, Alexa Holdman, discovered her when she was practicing one of those twirly things.

Mac

A pirouette?

Like I said, a twirly thing.

Hawkes

Petechial hemorrhaging. C.O.D.'s most likely asphyxiation.

You needed an exam for that? She was hung up by a rope.

Jo

We're not sure the rope killed her.

All right, I may not be the owner of a wonderful white lab coat, but it sounds to me like you're saying somebody strangled her, then strung her up.

Mac

Why hang somebody who's already dead?

Mac

No one else was in the... (Unable to remember the word) ...the, uh...

Building? No.

Jamie Lovato

You like shooting young girls with old guns?

I never shot anybody.

Of course not. You're a good guy. Let's see. Sam Cross, 25 years old. Highlights include: assault, armed robbery and burglary. So, tell me, what made you graduate to murder?

Mac Taylor in the lounge with the Glock.

Jamie Lovato

You just couldn't help yourself, could you?

I need to see Dr. Emerson.

Oh, you will, in court behind a stand as she's testifying against you for murdering three of her patients and nearly killing her fiance.

Can... can you just tell me what you're looking for?

Mac

I think you know what we're looking for.

Actually, I don't, so can you please just tell me? Because I'm a little scared here. Obviously, this has something to do with Luke.

Harvard would be lucky to have someone as smart as you.