Mac Taylor quotes from CSI: NY

Mac?

Mac

What?

If it was his son...

Mac

Flack, I need your head on straight.

It is.

Sheldon

You know what my favorite games was when I was a kid?

Mac

Jacks?

Sheldon

Operation.

Mac

His nose didn't buzz red. Well done!

Stella Bonasera

What do you do when you can't sleep?

Mac Taylor

Work.

Stella

What do normal people do when they can't sleep?

Your tactics don't frighten me.

Mac

It's not my tactics you need to worry about. It's my results.

Det. Mac Taylor

So she came in with the sheets? Where'd they come from?

Hotels. Don't worry there's only about seventy thousand hotels in this town.

There are a lot of men in this country who look like me. Average.

Det. Mac Taylor

Don't sell yourself short. You're unique. Or at least your blood is.

Stella

What do you do when you can't sleep?

Mac

Work.

Stella

What do normal people do when they can't sleep? [Mac looks confused] They flip the pillows to the cooler side! [Mac realizes what she means and they flip the mattress to show a yellow discolored spot] Bleach heaven! I'm starting to get frustrated!

Mac

[uses his knife and cuts down to the springs showing blood] Don't get mad...Get even!

Mac

What did the witness see?

Nothing. She heard a ruckus through her wall, then the gunshot, discovered him here.

Mac

She ran towards the sound of a gunshot? Must not be a New Yorker.

[grinning] She's from South Carolina. The whole building's full of students.

Mac Taylor

[To Hawkes] You are the man of many talents.

Hawkes

You know, there was this time I wanted to be a sculptor. [Mac looks suprised]

Stella

Why haven't you taken your wedding ring off?

Mac

Because, uh, I don't know. I don't want to.

Detective Mac Taylor

No clothes, no shoes, no handbag, just lace.

Detective Stella Bonasera

If this is the new look for spring, you can count me out.

Detective Stella Bonasera

Pou eisai esi vre file? Skeftesei kat kai ksero pou thelis na me to pis.

Detective Mac Taylor

And in English?

Detective Stella Bonasera

What the hell's buggin' ya Mac?

Detective Mac Taylor

Sounds so much better in Greek.

Detective Stella Bonasera

[Smiles] Yeah, most things do.

Mac

Make any headway with the D.A. finding out who's handling our C.I.?

Textbook example of an departmental turf battle -- Steve Collins might as well be handled by E.T., as far as I can find out.

Mac

That's why we don't rely on eyewitness testimony. I saw what I saw, but the evidence knows what was really going on.

Det. Mac Taylor

I can't get a straight answer about who's handling Steve Collins. That means it's federal.

You can't touch me!

Det. Mac Taylor

Sure I can.