Mac Taylor quotes from CSI: NY

Det. Stella Bonasera

You hear that?

Detective Mac Taylor

Hear what?

Det. Stella Bonasera

It's your mind racing again.

Stella

Uh-oh.

Mac

What?

Stella

You hear that?

Mac

Hear what?

Stella

It's your mind racing again.

Mac

Slick was dead before he hit the subway tracks.

Stella

So, we're looking at an electrocution to cover up an electrocution.

Mac Taylor

You're going to make me pay?

Stella

Yeah, I'm going to make you pay.

Mac

I thought you were kidding.

Stella

Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.

Hawkes

At first, I thought this might have been a postmortem dog bite.

Mac

Those are no canine's canines.

Stella Bonasera

Who is that on the dashboard? Mickey Mantle?

Mac Taylor

Looks kind of like Derek Jeter.

Stella Bonasera

Derek Jeter from the Yankees, right?

Mac Taylor

Yeah.

Stella Bonasera

Didn't they get beat by Boston or something?

Mac Taylor

We were up three to zero and then we got swept. But we're trying to forget that.

Stella Bonasera

I'm not much into baseball, but A-Rod's kind of hot.

Stella

Hey Mac, I got pearls.

Mac

Pearls? From who?

Stella

Not those kinds of pearls. I've got good news on our case.

Mac Taylor

The stereotype is kids run away to join the circus. Where do kids already in the circus go?

Stella Bonasera

Apparently the elephant enclosure.

Stella

That's not a trunk. It's a box!

Mac

It's not a box. It's a coffin.

Detective Stella Bonasera

Until now I never really believed people were double-jointed.

Detective Mac Taylor

They're not. There's no such thing as double-jointed. It's just people with very loose tendons and muscles.

Mac

Pretty sure this isn't the buried treasure our swimmer had in mind.

Stella

Coney Island, February, water's 35 degrees. These people still find the need to take a dip, I don't get it.

Mac

That's why you're not a polar bear.

Mac Taylor

It could happen to you, you know.

Danny Messer

What, marriage?

Mac

Love.

Danny

Don't even joke about that, Mac. It's not funny.

[about Hannah Bloom] Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'cold feet'.

Danny

If I said something like that, you'd call me insensitive.

No, I'd ask if you wanted to get a drink later. I'm attracted to a man with a dark sense of humor.

Mac

Do you two want to be alone? I'll just drag the body outside.

Walter dumped me and I was angry, but I got over it. Look, Walter introduced me to Hannah, I liked her we became friends, what motive do I possibly have to kill her?

Mac

Walter Lisco is worth over $50 million.

Well I promised my mother I'd marry for love.

Mac

Who couldn't love $50 million?

Stella Bonasera

I'm going to call Hawkes.

Mac Taylor

Tell him to bring a spatula.