All right, Danny. How does the DNA from the fingernail scrapings on the knife not match Brett Stokes? I mean, she's got 'motive' tattooed on her forehead.
Hey, don't kill the messenger...see what I did there?
Cute.
“Recycling” · Season 1, Episode 12
In this episode: Stella Bonasera (6), Danny Messer (3), Mac Taylor (2), Sheldon Hawkes (1)
[Stella has just won a bet that she and Mac made on the outcome of the dog show]
You're going to make me pay?
Yeah, I'm going to make you pay.
I thought you were kidding.
Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.
[Danny is looking through a ladies' magazine, looking for a sample of lotion found on a murder weapon]
You know, if you wanted beauty tips, all you had to do was ask.
Did you know that waterproof mascara dries out your eyelashes? That's amazing!
At first, I thought this might have been a postmortem dog bite.
Those are no canine's canines.
[Danny and Stella question a pedophile about a murder]
Usually when you stab somebody, you know the guy's name. It's just common courtesy.
TGTheodore Gates
Well, I didn't stab anyone. [to Stella] What on earth is he talking about?
Your DNA was found on the knife that was used to stab Michael Starling.
TGTheodore Gates
I see. Was it a Swiss Army Knife?
Nice job, you got it on the first try.
TGTheodore Gates
[to Stella] Is it necessary that he be here?
What? What's the matter, am I too old for you?
[the magazine vendor, Mark Stutz, just explained he stabbed the messenger because he was sick and tired of bikers acting like they own the area]
[disgusted] Pedestrian rage. Why do I even ask?
[at that moment, a bike messenger speeds by, giving little warning, almost running Stella over]
Son of a bitch!
MSMark Stutz
Makes you want to murder 'em, don't it?
[Stella doesn't respond to his comment] Get in the car.
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