So I found myself going through the footage of the show.
[sarcastically] Don't you mean avidly catching up on the season?
Maybe that, too.
S9 E6Reality Kills
S9 E7On The Hook
You... are under arrest for solicitation of murder and rape.
PPerkins
You have no evidence.
I am *loaded* with evidence, my friend.
PPerkins
What are you gonna do? You're gonna kill me out here?
You know what? Believe me, that's a tempting offer. But for today, I'm going to show you what the next thirty years is going to be like.
PPerkins
And how are you gonna do that? [Perkins gets tossed through the trailer's back window]
S9 E8Happy Birthday
MMarcy
She didn't even have to try. Gary just looked at her sideways and wham, bam, bun in the oven.
Wow, I hear some serious resentment there...
S9 E9Blood Sugar
DDonna
Who do you think you are?
The guy that just took your phone.
S9 E10Match Made In Hell
[After killing an alligator that was about to attack him and Wolfe]
Welcome to South Florida.
SSuspect
I couldn't have killed Matthew, I'm vegan.
S9 E11F-T-F
RRachel
I'm Rachel Brooks, the new girl.
Nice to meet you. I'm Natalia.
RRachel
Natalia Boa Vista. I know. We studied you at the academy.
That's scary. Bad? Good?
RRachel
Really good!
Okay. Scary.
S9 E12Wheels Up
[seeing two roller derby competitors screaming at each other] Oh, my God, that's the sexiest, scariest thing I've ever seen.
VVince
All right, look. I know how this looks, and what you guys might be thinking, but I did not hurt Connie.
Explain, then, why you swapped out her mouth guard with one laced with ipecac.
VVince
Uh, I didn't.
You molded it yourself, idiot.
Which means we can match it to you.
VVince
Look, not my finest hour, I will admit that.
It's also gonna bring you an assault charge.
Vince': Look, Connie was a monster on the track. Okay, the only chance my team had of winning is if she wasn't playing. All right? Besides, ipecac is harmless.
Unlike the beating you gave her.
VVince
No, I didn't. I just- I wanted to get her a little sick so she couldn't play.
Frank': You got money riding on this?
VVince
No, I just want to see my team win.
Well, I'm the biggest sports fan you'll ever meet, but that is just plain stupid.
S9 E13Last Stand
MMemmo
Are you a righteous man?
I am a servant of the taxpayers, Memmo.
MMemmo
You and I are not that much different. You do what you have to do to protect your people, just as I do.
Which included killing my wife. [flashback of Marisol getting shot]
FFierro
I did what I had to do. It was never personal, Caine.
It was to me. [flashback of Horatio's last moments with Marisol] It was to me.
S9 E14Stoned Cold
Stoning; that's a bit archaic.
Downright Biblical!
S9 E15Blood Lust
Hey Tom, look at how Ryan's holding his shovel!
Hey Tom, also make a note of how Ryan's doing all the shoveling by himself.
S9 E16Hunting Ground
Hunting unarmed men is murder one. It gets you the death penalty in this state.
S9 E17Special Delivery
Do you think it might have been personal?
It usually is, Mr. Wolfe, it usually is.
S9 E19About Face
Get out of here, before we arrest you for extreme stupidity.
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