CSI: Crime Scene Investigation · Season 1, Episode 10
“Sex, Lies, and Larvae” · Season 1, Episode 10
In this episode: Gil Grissom (13), Sara Sidle (9), Jim Brass (4), Nick Stokes (3), Catherine Willows (2), Warrick Brown (1), Al Robbins (1)
No, Sara's gonna work with me. You've got a missing person, Sheryl Applegate. Her husband notified the police that she took the car and headed to LA, but she never showed up. A few hours ago, the PD found her car at the bus station. They requested a CSI.
She took the bus instead, case solved. [grins]
Well, right now, treat her car like a crime scene. [tilts his head to the side] Go.
You've still got to convince a jury.
On guns. It's got to be better than bugs. Less Latin.
You're the one who's always saying it's better to have one piece of forensic evidence than ten eyewitnesses.
What, do you tape everything I say?
[after Sara discovers blood that has been wiped clean off the wall] I have no idea how it got there.
Oh... How it got there was when you shot your wife in the head, wrapped her in a blanket and left her on the side of a mountain. Dead!
[points her finger in his face]
Get that finger out of my face bitch!
[they fight]
Stop! That's enough! [to Grissom] Get her under control!
Get him out of here, Jim!
Told you she was a handful.
Oh, you don't know a handful!
Hey, Sara, what's the matter with you?
I am a woman, and I have a gun and look how he treated me! I can only imagine how he treated his wife!
You have empathy for her, Sara. You want someone to pay for what was done to her. That's normal.
You want to sleep with me?
Did you just say what I think you did?
That way, when I wake up in cold sweat under the blanket, hearing Kaye's screams ... You can tell me it's nothing. It's just empathy.
So, you planning a little late-night luau? Roast pig?
It's an experiment. Maybe Kaye was dead five days.
I thought your bugs never made mistakes.
They don't. People do. The victim was wrapped in a blanket. Normally a blanket or clothing doesn't impact insect maturation. The insects usually fight their way in anyway. But I examined the folds in Kaye's blanket. She was wrapped tight---maybe tighter than I realized---which would have decreased the corpse's exposure to insects
So it took longer for the insects to get in there?
And deposit their eggs. Maybe two whole days. I've wrapped porky here pretty tight.
Well, let me ask you this. You killed a pig just for this?
This poor ham was already on its way to someone's Christmas dinner
table.
Wouldn't a rabbit be easier?
Gotta be a pig. Interestingly, they're the most like humans.
Yeah, I've been saying that since I was a rookie. You're on your own, pal.
Any idea how long she's been dead?
The elements really got to her. Grissom and his insects are going to have to figure that one out. (Doc Robbins turns around and sees Grissom picking up a bug from the body) Have we lost you, Grissom?
" The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, the worms play pinochle on your snout."
Shakespeare again?
An old nursery rhyme.
A very special insect, Dr. Seuss?
Hey, how's the body with the bugs?
How do you know about that already? (he turns around and looks at Sara)
Hey, don't look at me.
We, uh, played a hunch; checked with homicide. You were late.
I hate bees.
Just paper wasps. They're having too much fun to worry about us.
I never get used to this part, you know when the bugs get going.
Just doing what god intended, recycling us back to the earth.
I ID'd her body through AFIS, and located her husband.
Let me guess. Downtown? The Fremont District? (Brass looks disappointed)
You know, I'm not even going to ask.
(Warrick and Catherine are looking at the Sorenson painting and Nick walks in)
Hey.
Hey.
Nicky, how's it going?
What's up?
Good, good. (he looks at the painting) Are you putting one of Lindsey's drawings into evidence? (Cath and Warrick laugh)
If only her artwork brought in this kind of dough I wouldn't need to worry about her college tuition.
Yeah, I heard your missing person was a "painting".
(scoffs) At least we solved our case.
Oh! (Nick puts a hand to his chest as if wounded)
Keep walking. (Nick laughs and leaves the room)
You've still got to convince a jury.
On guns. It's got to be better than bugs. Less Latin.
You're the one who said one piece of evidence is better than ten eyewitnesses.
What do you tape everything I say?
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