This place was a gold mine. That man, he walked away with $250,000. All I got... [hands Henry a postcard that reads "Florida" on the front] was a postcard. Just to rub my face in it.
Henry [reading the postcard]: "Shirley, by the time you read this, I'll be sippin' pina coladas, on an island somewheres far away with the new love of my life who is much younger than you. Don't come lookin' for me 'cause I'm all gone. Good-bye, Harry."
You ever hear anythin' so mean in all your life? [sniffles]
No, ma'am.
You're real cute, you know? Now, what'd you say y'all come out here for again?
It's my birthday!
[Shirley squeezes happily and climbs on Henry's lap]
Why don't you come over here and give your Auntie Shirley some sugar?
[laughs uncomfortably and starts to lean away] Uh, no, I can't, I'm engaged. I'm married, actually. I have syphilis!
Perfect. Me too.
(muffled) Help!
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