Why am I always the killer pervert?
Is he?
Well, he did play the Milwaukee Bondage Killer.
MMacy
And before that he was the Ice Cream Rapist of '77.
JMJordan, Macy
Killer perv.
S2 E13Strangled
S3 E10Revealed
Woody, Woody, Woody… I promise that I will keep an open mind, okay? And anyway, "sensitivity" is my middle name.
[He opens the door.]
SWEET MARY IN THE MANGER!
S4 E7What Happens in Vegas Dies in Boston
DDanny
I made a statement. I told you I hit him, I didn't mean to hurt him, I was just trying to stop him. I was defending her.
See, normally I go with you don't know your own strength but I checked you out. Ex-special ops. Trained killer. Spooky.
DDanny
I threw one punch.
Case in point.
What's going on, Rene? You've been dodging me for months and all of a sudden you have to see me right now?
[She turns around, showing her very pregnant belly.]
RRene
I guess I should explain.
I'm pretty sure I understand the mechanics of it.
RRene
Yeah, I know you do.
So when were you gonna tell me?
RRene
It's not yours. My ex...
No, it's none of my business apparently.
What? One thing led to a mother?
S5 E19Mysterious Ways
Mumbo jumbo. I believe X, you believe Y, neither one of us has a shred of evidence to back it up, but we're willing to kill each other over it.
(To Jordan) What's he babbling on about now?
S5 E21Don't Leave Me This Way
[Jordan spots a suspicious bartender in a surveillance video from Lily's post-wedding rehearsal party.]
Look, there's tons of people in that place. Why is he watching us?!
There were a lot of people watching you last night.
Yeah. When you look like you look, people look.
S6 E1Retribution
We all know Jordan didn't kill anybody, but we need to prove it quick before she gets herself in more trouble.
Yeah, cause two murders and violating the terms of her bail isn't bad enough.
Dr.… didn't catch the name.
I didn't throw it.
Leave Dr. Switzer alone, she has a job to do.
Thank you. I appreciate the support, Dr. Macy.
You don't have my support, You're here over my objections.
Then I appreciate the candor.
[Jordan and Garret are Outside Judge Gordon's office.]
Ok, there's his office… and I'm sorry.
For what?
[Jordan punches him in the stomach.]
Heart attack, go with it.
S6 E2Shattered
[Bug and Nigel are sorting through the body parts of the woman hit on the highway.]
All the kings' horses.
All the kings' men.
Nice guys, real nice. The woman's in a million pieces and you guys are quoting fairy tales.
Actually, it's a nursery rhyme.
Swytzer?
Switzer.
Switzer, sorry. See, when you come to a new place it's good to make an effort to learn the culture.
Excuse me?
Pushy is not your best option here.
Why, because you've cornered the market?
[Nigel confronts Kate, the brusque new medical examiner.]
I don't know who you are, or how you did things in New York, but there's something you need to know. Around here, we treat each other with respect. We work together. We look out for each other. We're family. So I don't know why you're here. Or what conspiracy you and Ivers got going on, but I'll tell you this. You keep harassing Miss Lebowski and I will make your life here a living hell.
KKate
Since you didn't stick around after your drive-by hissy fit, here's something you should know. I'm here to do a job. Not to make friends. I have friends. I have family. Back at home where they belong. So aside from the fact that your mere existence makes my life a living hell, as you so charmingly put it, I'm really not concerned about you. You, on the other hand… might want to be concerned about me.
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