Crossing Jordan · Season 6, Episode 2
“Shattered” · Season 6, Episode 2
In this episode: Nigel (2), Jordan (1), Woody (1), Bug (1), Dr. Switzer (1)
[Bug and Nigel are sorting through the body parts of the woman hit on the highway.]
All the kings' horses.
All the kings' men.
Nice guys, real nice. The woman's in a million pieces and you guys are quoting fairy tales.
Actually, it's a nursery rhyme.
Swytzer?
Switzer.
Switzer, sorry. See, when you come to a new place it's good to make an effort to learn the culture.
Excuse me?
Pushy is not your best option here.
Why, because you've cornered the market?
[Nigel confronts Kate, the brusque new medical examiner.]
I don't know who you are, or how you did things in New York, but there's something you need to know. Around here, we treat each other with respect. We work together. We look out for each other. We're family. So I don't know why you're here. Or what conspiracy you and Ivers got going on, but I'll tell you this. You keep harassing Miss Lebowski and I will make your life here a living hell.
Since you didn't stick around after your drive-by hissy fit, here's something you should know. I'm here to do a job. Not to make friends. I have friends. I have family. Back at home where they belong. So aside from the fact that your mere existence makes my life a living hell, as you so charmingly put it, I'm really not concerned about you. You, on the other hand… might want to be concerned about me.
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