Jordan quotes from Crossing Jordan

You looked good holding that baby. Maybe you should think about popping one out.

Jordan

Yeah, or maybe I should pop my foot up your ass.

We're communicating.

Jordan

Vertically or horizontally?

Jordan

Woody.

Woody

Doc. Stuck together again. Must be karma, huh?

Jordan

Either that or you keep telling dispatch to request me.

Nigel

[singsong] Jordan's got a boyfriend.

Jordan

Oh, you wanna yank on my pigtails too, Nige? 'Cause I got cheerleading practice.

Nigel

Come on, that sweet country innocence. Those sparkling blue eyes.

Jordan

I would chew him up, and spit him out.

Nigel

Now that sounds like fun!

Jordan

Woody. Time for school.

Woody

Five more minutes, mama.

Jordan

Mama? I haven't heard that one in a while.

Woody

S-triple X-tc dot com. Gee, I was expecting something--

Jordan

Dirtier? Welcome to the new millennium, Wood. White collar meets spiked collar.

Woody

Traditionally, when you invite someone over for dinner, you're supposed to do the cooking.

Jordan

Fine. Then you come over here and write the bait to these two sickos.

Woody

Putting yourself out there to lure these guys from behind their computers. I don't know how you talked me into this.

Jordan

Because you failed to come up with a better idea.

Woody

I'm not going to put you in a situation where you are in danger.

Jordan

I can take care of myself, cowboy.

Jordan

There is no why. People are sick, end of story. Sweep it under the rug. Move on.

Woody

Wouldn't it be great if you actually believed that?

Jordan

Name's Cavanaugh.

Yeah, you my new therapist?

Jordan

Nope, you better hope not…

Jordan

…Would you ever do it? Just walk away from everything, start fresh?

No, ma'am, taking off isn't my style. How 'bout yourself?

Jordan

Oh, I'm famous for it. Jobs, friends, the occasional man. It's probably why I was interested in this case.

And all this time I thought it was cause of me.

Jordan

Truce?

It's against my better judgment!

Jordan

Don't worry, it takes time for the venom to recharge!

…When did everything get so complicated?

Jordan

Gosh, I don't know, maybe when you started seeing two women?

Jordan

How come we never had the sex talk?

Max

[puts down the box of bottles] The what?

Jordan

The sex talk. The birds and the bees.

Max

Jeez, Jordan. It's a little late for that, don't you think?

[holding up a stethoscope] You still talk to God through this thing?

Jordan

Nah, we e-mail now.