Jordan quotes from Crossing Jordan

Jordan

Bug, you rock.

Bug

Yeah, I know.

Woody

I don't get it! What's a nice young sweet girl like Lily doing hanging around with a bunch of dead bodies all day long?

Jordan

As opposed to a bitter old messed up broad like me?

Woody

I know that look.

Jordan

What's that?

Woody

The let me see if I can slam my head against this wall without feeling it look. Haven't you been in enough trouble lately?

Jordan

Actually I'm just getting started.

I asked you not to go back to Summit View.

Jordan

Actually it sounded more like an order.

Jordan

Take off your coat. You're staying.

Nigel

Anyone ever tell you you're a kill joy?

Jordan

I've got problems, Garret.

There's an understatement.

Woody

All right, stay here. I'll handle this.

Jordan

What?!

Woody

You think this guy's gonna want to talk to you after you chased him down and stuck a gun in his face?

Jordan

Good point.

If I give you your job back, don't you ever run away again.

Jordan

I will try not to.

Woody

Look Jordan, I have been acting like kind of a jerk lately.

Jordan

You know what? Forget it. After all I put you through I probably had it coming.

Woody

No, I--I still feel like I owe you an apology.

Jordan

Oh, I don't want an apology.

Woody

What do you want?

Jordan

Breakfast!

I could wring your neck for taking a chance like that. Thanks for saving my ass.

Jordan

Couldn't let a sweet piece like this go to waste, could I!

Jordan

Do me a favor, Woody. Let me know when you stop being mad at me 'cause it's really starting to wear thin.

Woody

I'm not mad at you. I'm not mad. It just seems you lost the ability to see anyone else's point of view.

Jordan

I hate to break it to you, but I never had that ability.

Nigel

Why am I always the killer pervert?

Woody

Is he?

Jordan

Well, he did play the Milwaukee Bondage Killer.

And before that he was the Ice Cream Rapist of '77.

Killer perv.

Jordan

Look, there's tons of people in that place. Why is he watching us?!

Bug

There were a lot of people watching you last night.

Nigel

Yeah. When you look like you look, people look.

Jordan

Ok, there's his office… and I'm sorry.

For what?

Jordan

Heart attack, go with it.

Jordan

Swytzer?

Switzer.

Jordan

Switzer, sorry. See, when you come to a new place it's good to make an effort to learn the culture.

Excuse me?

Jordan

Pushy is not your best option here.

Why, because you've cornered the market?