Jordan quotes from Crossing Jordan

Jordan

Still pissed about the DNA kits.

No, no you got lucky. You're buried deep in the rubble of the earthquake of my day.

Jordan

I want the truth. That's all.

Fine be prepared to live with it.

Jordan

She had all these drugs in her system?

Nigel

Xanax and Prozac and Valium…oh my.

Jordan

Are you beepable? I just have to go somewhere first.

Howard

I'll keep it on vibrate.

Max

Jordan, you remember what we said, if there's any danger, we call the police.

Jordan

It's a van full of laundry, how dangerous can it be?!?

Howard

Lack of social skills, an inability to express emotion. Dr. Cavanaugh, professionally I'm concerned.

Jordan

Really?

Howard

Concerned and turned on. [Jordan throws a ball of paper at him!]

Howard

Did you know there were 18,000 cases of clinical depression in Boston last year? How depressing is that?

Jordan

Too bad I wasn't here, could have made it 18,001.

Jordan

Garret, have you gotten any recently?

Pardon me?

Jordan

You heard me. How long has it been?

We are not having this conversation.

Whether on not I have been getting any lately is none of your business and there are more important things to do around her than discuss my sex life.

Jordan

Yeah, but they're not as much fun!

You're gonna get us killed.

Jordan

But we're having fun, and that's the important thing, right?

I will tell you one thing about you.

Jordan

Oh, bring it on, G-Man.

You're cranky when you haven't slept.

Max

Rough one, huh?

Jordan

Yeah.

Max

I know you, Jordan. When you become monosyllabic, you've got a serious problem.

Max

All I wanted to do is hold your hand and be there for you.

Jordan

That sounds pretty good right now.

Max

That I can do.

Max

What do you think of this place?

Jordan

It's big... old... empty...

Max

Well, I bought it!

Jordan

What?! How did you pay for it?

Max

I scrapped some money together...

Jordan

How?

Max

Well... I got a nice severance package when I left the force... and I had some money put away for you...

Jordan

I have an inheritance?

Max

You don't now!

Jordan

When someone goes messing with my Dad, suddenly my ethics go right out the window.

You're bluffing.

Jordan

Try me.