Something smells fishy, or my name's Shlinken Hoffer. And it's not.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
"WARNING: When using, do not get angry, do not get mad, do not get upset, or else"?
FFloyd
Oh my.
DLDi Lung
Watch where you're going, you fool.
[reading an exorcism incantation] Hullabaloo, and howdy doo. Musty prawns, and Timbucktu. Yeltsy-by, and hibbety-hoo. Kick 'em in the dishpan. Hoo hoo hoo. Kick 'em in the dishpan, hoo hoo hoo?
That freak's not setting one freaky foot in this house.
FFred
Hello new friend my name is Fred, the words you hear are in my head. I say, I said my name is Fred and I've been very..."NAUGHTY".
Hmm, there's nothing to worry about. It's nothing at all. Nothing at all. The swelling is going to go down. To go down. Just keep soaking it. There's nothing to worry about. Just keep soaking it.
[Courage stammers] Now, now, I don't want to be any trouble.
Then you shouldn't have gotten bit. Come on, you stupid dog.
Thank you, doctor.
Just keep soaking it.
[Back at the house… Courage and Eustace are watching TV in the living room, while Muriel is in the kitchen, soaking her hand in the sink for the swelling to go down; She then looks up at a full moon in the sky through the window, and starts shaking and moaning]
Muriel, you're missing your favorite show! Muriel! [grumbles; to Courage] Go find her.
Ahhhhh!
[turns around] Shh, I'm watching my favorite show.
[takes out a tongue depressor stick] Now, I want you to open your mouth and say, "Ahh." [Muriel opens her mouth really wide with sharped teeth, bites him, and rapidly shakes him]
No, Ma. You always looked good to me.
[pressing the buttons on the mind-control remote, making Muriel struggle to get up, bumping into the walls, and walking on the ceiling] How does this thing work? Come on, come on!
ICItalian Cook
Hey! Bring that duck back! What am I gonna serve?
Strudel.
ICItalian Cook
Oh, good idea.
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What a wonderful idea! We could hire Shirley! You and your brother can lay your troubles to rest once and for all.
Our differences are settled — he's dead and I ain't.
[looking into her crystal ball] I see... I see... I see... a yo-yo.
Yes.
I see a yo-yo. It is under the sofa.
The stupid one. He opened the box, yes?
[Courage finds an Egyptian stone slab buried in the ground and brings it into the house]
Oh, my. This looks very old. Eustace.
Huh?
Come look what Courage found. What do you suppose it could be?
Well, judging by the markings and the obvious age of the relic, I'd have to say it would be...garbage!
Eustace!
Garbage! From King Garbage of the Garbage Dynasty. Stupid dog. Always bringing garbage into the house.
But the big story today… million-dollar slab stolen from the Tomb of King Ramses.
Huh? I'm rich!
But the man said it was stolen, Eustace. We must return it to its rightful place.
He said a million-dollar slab, and that means I get a million dollars. And you know what a million dollars means. That's right! New lawn chairs!
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