[Courage finds an Egyptian stone slab buried in the ground and brings it into the house]
Oh, my. This looks very old. Eustace.
Huh?
Come look what Courage found. What do you suppose it could be?
Well, judging by the markings and the obvious age of the relic, I'd have to say it would be...garbage!
Eustace!
Garbage! From King Garbage of the Garbage Dynasty. Stupid dog. Always bringing garbage into the house.
But the big story today… million-dollar slab stolen from the Tomb of King Ramses.
Huh? I'm rich!
But the man said it was stolen, Eustace. We must return it to its rightful place.
He said a million-dollar slab, and that means I get a million dollars. And you know what a million dollars means. That's right! New lawn chairs!
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