Katz and Muriel in “Unfinished Business”

Katz

So good of you to come. I hope you found my jam tasty. [chuckles evilly]

Muriel

What do you want with us?

Katz

You see, dear lady and dog, it's been my misfortune to place second year after year in the Nowhere Sweet Stuff Contest. Sad, isn't it?

Muriel

If it's the secret ingredient in my caramel-coated apples you're wanting, you're out of luck.