Patrick, Steve and others in “Faithless”

[On the phone to Jeff] We have our advisors online.

[Pointing at Susan and Sally] That's you two.

This is ridiculous! Why does he need us to translate for him? Women aren't a completely different species, you know.

[On the phone] Jeff, women AREN'T a completely different species.

He just needs to find out if it's a friendly drink or a date drink. He'll do friendly but he won't do date.

Why doesn't he know already?

Because he is Jeff, and there's no known cure.