Coupling · Season 3, Episode 3
“Unconditional Sex” · Season 3, Episode 3
In this episode: Jeff Murdock (2), Steve Taylor (1), Susan Walker (1)
I have a girlfriend!
So you keep saying, so why are you here?
Well, I-I-I just...
She really does exist, this girlfriend?
Oh, oh yeah she exists. She's very much an existing person, she's got tons of existence. [Beat] Well not too much existence, I don't mean she's huge or anything. She's somewhere between completely imaginary and a truck. If you can picture that.
I'd like to think that the man I'm going to spend the rest of my life with has a better reason for staying faithful than, "It might be a trick."
Well, it wasn't the only thing! It was just like the... deterrent.
The deterrent?
Well, yeah. You know, like nuclear weaponry. I mean, nobody likes it, but it can help to keep the peace.
Steve, you've just compared our relationship to the Cold War.
Which, may I remind you, really lasted.
So the nature of the bond between us is, in fact, the threat of mutually assured destruction?
Oh, among many other things.
I'm not bad. I've never been bad... I'm fairly new to mild naughtiness.
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