Jeff and Wilma in “Unconditional Sex”

I have a girlfriend!

So you keep saying, so why are you here?

Well, I-I-I just...

She really does exist, this girlfriend?

Oh, oh yeah she exists. She's very much an existing person, she's got tons of existence. [Beat] Well not too much existence, I don't mean she's huge or anything. She's somewhere between completely imaginary and a truck. If you can picture that.