Jules
How are you gonna decide between these two colleges? One's known as the jewel of central southwest Florida, and one's in a state where people lean out of their car window and shoot you in the face.
Travis
Subtle. You really think you can pull this off?
Jules
Maybe. I'm like the third smartest one here.
Bobby
What number am I?
Ellie
Sixth.
Travis
This is my decision, so I'm just gonna make it myself. (Jules gives him a long hug) Let's not get weird.
Jules
If I could, I'd have them shrink me down so small I could live in your blood.
Bobby
She's gonna let him make his own decision, right?
Ellie
Now you're eighth.
More from this episode
More Cougar Town quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Cougar Town pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.




