Jules
Would you rather be with someone emotionally stable or someone who, on game night, carves "die, bitch" in the kitchen table because you think he sucks at Jenga?
Laurie
There are positives and negatives to both.
Jules
There really aren't.
Laurie
I know. And I am sorry about the table.
Jules
It's okay. I added a T so now it says "diet, bitch." It's actually pretty motivating.
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