Holy crap! Britta, you're really good at this!
[sadly] I know.
What's wrong with you?
This may shock you, Annie, but I come from a long line of wives and mothers.
Many do.
But I ran away from it my whole life. I refused to give Santa a Christmas list, because I didn't want to depend on any man for anything! And now, look at me! I'm Betty Crocker! I'm Martha Stewart! I'm one of the Steppenwolf wives! Ohh, God... [to Abed] I'm gonna make some man very happy someday...
Ooh, easy.
Slow down.
What's with you guys?
We de-whimsified ourselves.
We're normal now.
Oh. Good?
Hey, anyone seen Shirley?
What? Shirley late to the rehearsal? Oh my.
Hey, man. You don't have to be sarcastic.
I'm not being sarcastic.
We're heavily invested in your situation. Nothing's more important to us than your second wedding's rehearsal going smoothly.
...Walk away, man.
[Troy and Abed do just that and walk away from Andre]
[to Jeff] Hey! Did you think of a toast?
Well, yeah. Uh, I had a drink, and I looked into my heart, and here's what I got so far. "Webster's Dictionary defines"-
Stop, stop! "Webster's Dictionary defines"? That's the Jim Belushi of speech openings! It accomplishes nothing, but everyone keeps using it and nobody knows why!
Yeah, well, it's all I got! That took me eight hours and sixteen Macallan neatses! Look, I'm sorry, I just don't believe in marriage.
I do. It's inevitable.
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