Codename: Kids Next Door quotes

Yes. Once I possess the code module, my glorious plan can commence. [to one of his Ice Cream Henchmen] Well? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! OPEN THAT DOOR!

Uhhh...it's locked.

[sarcastically] Oh, really? Guess we'll just have to pack up and go... [erupts into flames and getting outraged at his henchman for pointing out the obvious] OF COURSE IT'S LOCKED! [the water from the melted ice fall on top of him] JUST GO! [The henchman runs off crying] AND YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT A CHRISTMAS BONUS, PAL! If you want something done right... [activates his pyrokinesis and shoots fire at the vault door, while laughing evily]

Well, well, well. What have we here? The runts of the litter?!

I'd watch yourself, if I were you. This place is crawling with Kids Next Door operatives, specifically trained to kick your butt!

[sarcastically] Oooh, I'd be really scared if any operatives were here! [morphs his head into Numbuh 86] Oh, help! Kids Next Door Arctic base! Father is here and he's so evil! [reverts his head to normal while laughing evilly]

Charge! [Kids run to attack the adults, then they see the giant robots] Run away like little girls!

Numbuh 1

It's a lie! It's a lie! Everything you know is a lie! We have to rise up! Stop the oppression! Rise up, rise up, rise up and- [Realizes how silly he looks to his history class] But I was just getting to the good part!

Mr. Uno, that report has absolutely nothing to do with the Declaration of Independence.

Numbuh 1

Doesn't it, Mr. Frybingle?

I liked the part with the giant robot war. [Starts mimicking machine gun noises]

Well I like when my students actually use their textbooks to write a report, and not their ridiculous imaginations! So I'm giving you [Numbuh One] a double F minus. [Bell rings]

Aw, he's crazy, Numbuh 1! How could he not like the part with the water balloons?

[Picks apple up off of desk, which turns out to be not a fruit but a phone] They know...

Nice bra, teenager!

Thanks. Battle-Ready-Armor makes such good disguises, don't you think?

Mushi Sanban

You're getting MARRIED?

No!

Mushi Sanban

But that knight said,

Ugh, It's a long story, OK!

The king is NOT PRETEND!

Mushi Sanban

What do you mean is not pretending?

[after Numbuh One asks for suggestions on how to take the Delightful Children's cake] I say we go down there with some kind of giant robot so we don’t get our butts kicked by the giant robot you know they got waiting for us.

Numbuh 1

Any ideas?

I say we kick the crud out of them!

Numbuh 1

Simple.

We could ask them really nicely if they would just share the cake!

Numbuh 1

Simple MINDED.

Numbuh 1

Since that plan went up in smoke, we to back to our original plan.

We ask them to share?

Numbuh 1

No, we beat the crud out of them!

Now we're talking!

Numbuh 1

We storm their castle, kick their butts, and then it's cake for lunch!

Numbuh 1

[reading to the chicks] Once upon a time there was a Little Red Riding Hood, and the wolf ate her. The end.

I can think of a bazillion cooler places than the Rainbow Monkey fair-and-share fair! I could be back at the treehouse, working with Numbuh 2 on our giant wrestling robot right now! But, no! Instead, I'm stuck here in a "girly, woovey, Rainbow Monkey world." Rainbow Monkeys are so… STUPID!!!! [echoes]

[enraged] Don't ever, ever call Rainbow Monkeys stupid!

Und vhy is zis candy is so important to you?

I am saving for a special occasion.

Sorry I was late Numbuh 1, I have to pick up yo gift.

Numbuh 1

Blurpleberry, Yuck!, You know I prefer cherry.

"I work ALONE. I AM the Tommy!" Boy, is he definitely your younger brother, Numbuh 2.

Hey, what's THAT supposed to mean?