N4Numbuh 4
[hallucinating for hunger] Hey! Give me back my cheeseburger!
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Numbuh 5 wakes up to see three members of Stickybeard's crew standing before her. A member holds out a chocolate bar.]
N5Numbuh 5
Ch- Chocolate? [Snatches the chocolate bar from the crew member] Ha! [Flips to her feet and takes a bite out of the chocolate bar] Alright, you cannon-filthin' freaks! [Takes another bite out of the chocolate bar] Who- Who wants a piece of Numbuh 5?!
[Laughing] Easy there, lassie. Fighting's no way to thank Old Stickybeard for saving your gumdrops.
[Numbuh 5 looks up to see the Great White Asparagus on the ship. Two crew members pull Numbuh 3 out of the Great White Asparagus.]
N3Numbuh 3
[Disgusted] Eww! [Sees Numbuhs 1, 2, and 4 eating from a pile of candy, excited] Yay! [Dives into the pile] Candy!
N2Numbuh 2
Hey, Numbuh 5, you should try these caramel cannons.
N5Numbuh 5
[To Stickybeard] Why'd you save us, Stickybum?
[Laughs] I might be out to destroy you Kids Next Door, but I'll be dipped in chocolate before I let a blasted vegetable do anyone in.
CCrew
Ar!
Ah, but don't you be getting too comfy though, lass. Once we're free of this cursed sea of vegetables, it is back to being mortal enemies for you and me.
N5Numbuh 5
[Pulls out a blurpleberry lollipop from Stickybeard's beard and gives it to him] Ah, put a pop in it, Stickybun.
[Takes the blurpleberry lollipop from Numbuh 5] Ooh, blurpleberry! [Tastes the blurpleberry lollipop]
[Numbuh 5 and the crew laugh. The pirate ship sails off into the sunset.]
[To Numbuh 5] Say, lassie, ye wouldn't mind keeping this business of me saving ye quiet from the other villains, would ye? They wouldn't invite me to next year's barbecue if they found out.
[Numbuh 1 walks into his room.]
[To himself] All sticky and gross. I don't even like strawberry.
[As Numbuh 1 walks, he passes by Lizzie, who is sitting on his bed.]
Hi, Nigie.
Oh, hey, Lizzie. [Realizes Lizzie is sitting on his bed] Lizzie?! What are you doing here?
Don't you remember, Nigie? You promised to take me to the big Junior High Football game tonight.
Can we do this another time? I've just finished a mission, and I'm tired and sticky.
[Gets up from the bed and approaches Numbuh 1] Poor Nigie. Always working so hard on those missions.
It's a tough job, but some kids got to do it. Now if you'll excuse me- [Takes off his sunglasses] -I have to go clean up. [Hangs his sunglasses on a hook and goes into the bathroom] I'm filthy.
[Sadly] Poor Nigie.
[Numbuhs 2, 3, 4, and 5, and Lizzie are flying in the C.O.O.L.B.U.S.]
N4Numbuh 4
[About his new hairstyle and outfit] Look at this crud! This isn't a mission! It's a- It's a- What's the word, for worse than horrible?
N2Numbuh 2
[To Lizzie] Lizzie.
[Offended] Hey! I bought you guys ice cream! [Angrily] So shut up!
N3Numbuh 3
Don't you tell Numbuh 4 to shut up!
I'm the leader! I can tell anyone I want to shut up! So shut up! [Slams her fist on Numbuh 5's hand]
N5Numbuh 5
Hey! [Holds up her hand] Watch the nails.
Shut up!
N5Numbuh 5
Don't you talk to me like that!
Heimlich, Flik, Dot, Dim, Francis, Molt,Numbuhs 2, 3, 4, and 5, and Lizzie start arguing with each other as the C.O.O.L.B.U.S. flies through the sky.]
ABAaliyah Brown*13 Yrs*
Hey, Guys! Are You Ready To Go To The Hay Maze? G-GUYS!!
N2Numbuh 2
Oh, Uh, Hey Aaliyah! I-It's Not What It Looks Like!
Oh, So Ya Didn't Digest All The Edible Leaves In The Edible Leaf Jar.
N2Numbuh 2
How Did You Know I Ate & Digested All The Leaves In The Leaf Jar?
N4Numbuh 4
Because Ya Ate All Of It!
EEveryone
[Annoyed] Oh No... Not Again...
[Enraged UUGGHH!!! I Told You SHUT UP, fLIK!!!! Our Human(Noah From total Drama) Just Got Eliminated For Laughing Too Much!!
I'm sorry, Nigie. I had no idea how hard your job is.
It's alright, Lizzie. Just promise you won't do it again.
Oh, Nigie. [Hugs Numbuh 1] I promise!
Okay, Lizzie. Uh, how 'bout I go get us some ice cream? [Runs out]
RRunt
That ain't the way you spell the word "hat."
N4Numbuh 4
Shows what you know. This here homework is A-plus material.
RRunt
Great. Just what the boss wants.
N4Numbuh 4
Hey! Give me back my homework before I... [Lunk picks him up] Whoa!
LLunk
Before you what?
N5Numbuh 5
I suggest you put him down.
LLunk
Hmm? How's about Lunk lets you keep your homework, iffen you give me a little kiss, instead? Huh, beautiful?
N5Numbuh 5
How's about Numbuh 5 just gives you her homework and forget that you just said that?
LLunk
[laughs] Your loss, gorgeous.
N5Numbuh 5
[holding her S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R.] Pucker up, cowboy!
N5Numbuh 5
Hey, is it 9:15 already?
BDBus Driver
9:15?! We're late for school!
DDixie
[confused] Huh?
[In Mrs. Thompson's classroom…]
TMrs. Thompson
[berating her students] I'm very, very disappointed with you, class. Not one of you did your spelling homework, last night.
N4Numbuh 4
[heartbroken in tears of shame] Oh… But…
TMrs. Thompson
Except, of course, the Delightful Children From Down The Lane.
Thank you, teacher-person. We enjoy doing homework so much, we did it sixty times.
BNBaby Numbuh 5
This mission is over, guys. WET'S go!
BNBaby Numbuh 2
[giggles] I just did!
N5Numbuh 5
[getting sprayed with the fountain of youth water by Leona] No, no, no!
[Water stops, Numbuh 5 is now a baby.]
BNBaby Numbuh 5
'WEONA! PWEASE!'
LLeona
Abigail, help!
BNBaby Numbuh 5
Why should I, meanie-face?!
LLeona
I was wrong! I should've trusted you guys!
BNBaby Numbuh 5
Yeah, you should have. [starts walking away, is stopped by Baby Numbuh 4]
BNBaby Numbuh 4
I thought you said we came here to save WEONA?
BNBaby Numbuh 5
Change in PWANS! She's an adult, and a jerk! [starts walking away again, but Baby Numbuh 4 pulls on her sleeve]
BNBaby Numbuh 4
But she wants to be a kid! A big kid once told me: "We save kids. That's our job!"
[Baby Numbuh 5 thinks about this. She then looks at the other babyfied Kids Next Door. Baby Numbuh 1 sucks his thumb, smiles at Baby Numbuh 5]
BNBaby Numbuh 1
[in baby talk] How about you?
[Baby Numbuh 5 smiles, then sighs, knowing Baby Numbuh 4 and the others are right. She closes her eyes]
BNBaby Numbuh 5
Kids Next Door... [suddenly smiles, makes fists, and waves them in the air] Battle stations!
Fellow Kids Next Door members, it has been an honor to battle adult tyranny alongside such brave warriors.
N3Numbuh 3
Ooh, kitten? Did you get me a kitten? Did you? Did you? Did you?
[ignoring Numbuh 3] So... it is with a heavy heart that I must RESIGN from the Kids Next Door... effective immediately.
N3Numbuh 3
Ooh, I know, I know! You brought me a parrot! Oh, they're so cute and wiggly!
N5Numbuh 5
[to Numbuh 1] Hold up. So we made you go to the stupid beach. That's not bad enough for you to just quit...
This is a private matter, Numbuh 5. I'm sorry.
N4Numbuh 4
Dude! You can't just quit!
Watch me. [leaves]
[Numbuh 1 decides to quit the Kids Next Door]
N4Numbuh 4
[to Numbuh 3; teary-eyed] No, you dolt! Numbuh 1 just quit the team! He's not getting you a pony! He's not getting you anything! He's... he's gone! J-A-W-N! Gone! Don't you get it?!
N2Numbuh 2
Guys! I found this in Numbuh 1's room! [hands out a letter]
N5Numbuh 5
Let me see that! [reads the letter] "Leave your team behind or we'll put your behind in the school yearbook?"
N4Numbuh 4
What does that mean?
N5Numbuh 5
I have no ide- [takes out a very interesting photo and had mixed emotions] Ew. Oh… oh no...! Is that Nigel's heiny?
N2Numbuh 2
[looks at the picture] Wow. That is one big butt!
HHeimlich
Ja! One Big Butt...
[to the Delightful Children; coldly] You're despicable.
Thank you, Nigel. Won't you come in? And we'll discuss the terms of your surrender. [Numbuh 1 remorsefully walks in]
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