TV show quotes
[runs to the door as it bangs] I'll get it! [answers the door, revealing Laura Limpin]
[cheerfully] Hi! I'm selling Skunky Scout candy for to raise money for troop 177…
[thoughtlessly] No thanks! [immediately shuts the door on her face]
Tell me that's not Laura Limpin… [Laura roars in anger and transforms into the Big Badolescent from outside] AKA, the Big Badolescent.
YOU… BUY… SKUNKY SCOUT CANDY, NOW!
MAN, THAT WAS CLOSE!
Hey! Keep it down, Numbuh 5! I am trying to get some sleep here!
[Numbuh 5 screams loudly in frustrated anger]
[after hearing Numbuh 1's speech] Ah, shut up!
Hello, Kids Next Door. We're here to finally strike your posteriors with our feet.
You're here to what?!
Kick your butts!
Enough! This ends now! Once we adjust the device to Age 0, you'll disappear forever! You should've known you'd be no threat to us without Numbuh-- [see an ice cream truck speeding up towards their mansion and crash in] Huh?!
Bravo, Mr. Uno. You managed to skillfully outwit a bunch of... children. Question is, do you have what it takes to play with the BIG BOYS?!
Yeah, yeah, nice fireworks. I'll see YOU in preschool! [aims the age cigar at Father but he smacks it out of his hand]
We won't be needing toys now, will we, Mr. Uno? [puts a fire cage around the age cigar and laughs evilly] So, shall we proceed?
Bring it on!
With pleasure. I should have destroyed you and your impertinent friends a long time ago! I was certain my children could take care of such a minor annoyance, but they are a disappointment.
That must run in the family.
Oh man, this is depressing!
Yeah, it'll take forever to fix.
It's OK Numbuh 2, we're not growing up for a long long time. So let's get to work guys!
Ehh, Numbuh 3... Uh, thanks for saving me and all.
[laughs and grabs Numbuh 4 into a hug] It's okay.
[Talking to himself, then says in a goofy voice] I. L-l-love. Y-y-you.
[waiting the entire episode for him to say those exact words] AHHHH! Say it again!
Don't press your luck.
Man, look at him! We’ve got to get rid of that fool!
Then you wake him and you tell him to leave!
Nuh-uh, I’m not gonna wake him, you wake him!
Oh and get spanked because he's cranky in the morning, forget it!
I arrive, like a shadow in the night, the hunter who preys upon wrong-doers. I deliver my punishments swiftly, and without regrets. My victims beg for mercy and offer to make deals. They try to run, but there is nowhere to run, and there is nowhere to hide. For those I hunt, I have one thing; A GOOD SPANKING!
He Took My Brain!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! He Took His Brain!
Aaliyah! The Rest Of The Guests Are Is-
AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!
He Took His Brain!
YOU! You... you... you..!
[stammering] Judge!
How dare you come in to my house and spank me and my wife!
Ooh, I can't feel my bottom.
[Losing control of his rage] IT IS NOT A DATE!!! It was NEVER a date. And even if you thought it WAS a date, I don't CARE! I've got more important things to worry about than some girl who's... who's... DATE CRAZY!!!
What is the meaning of this?!
Shut up!
We’ve searched everywhere. Where on Earth could they be?
Um, I think I found them.
Move over! Wow. Well, don't just stand there, Numbuh 2, take one out!
What? I'm not going to touch them, you do it.
As first in command, I order you to pick up that bra!
You first!
Oh, okay. Don't be such a baby! [He picks one up]
[shocked] Ah, this is Battle Ready Armor? It hardly covers anything.
Maybe once you put it on, it produces some sort of protection shield.
Of course, and now that we have their technology, we can use it against them! Just imagine the look on the adult's faces when they find out that the Kids Next Door are wearing bras too!
Um, we don't even know how to use these um... things!
Well, it's obvious you put your head through– Wait. No, that's not it. You, you put your right leg through. No that's not it.
[Numbuh 2 places the bra over his head]
So, do you feel anything?
Numbuh 2 Yeah, [wearing a bra on his head] stupid!
I don’t know. I feel kind of powerful!
AAH! ARE YOU CRAZY??!
What’s the matter, teenager? Afraid we’ll put your bras to better use?
[stares at Numbuh 1 with a gaping mouth for a minute] Listen, you little freak, take it off! NOW!
Make us! Right, Numbuh 2?
[Numbuh 2 is hiding under the bed, chuckling nervously]
I said take them off!
Battle Ready Armor, on! [nothing happens] Uh, Battle Ready Armor, go! [still nothing] Ba-Battle Ready- [Cree grabs him] Ah!
[spinning him around violently] Take them off, now! [throws Numbuh 1 across the room]
Ugh! [dresser falls on him] Ow!
I am not playing with you fools!
[trying to get out from under dresser] Battle Ready Armor, activate! [Cree grabs him] Numbuh 2! [she throws him] Ahhh! [comes out of sick drawer] Um, Battle Ready Armor...Help!
I said, take off my bra! [kicks drawer causing Numbuh 1 to get his head stuck in the ceiling]
[he falls, screaming, then lands on bed, breaking it, then sits up, groaning] Numbuh 2, I could really use some...[Cree grabs him and throws him] Whoa!
[She barges in] What's up with all the racket?
I caught your two little weirdo friends trying on my bras!
[gives an annoyed look to Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 2] What are you two doing wearing my sister's bras?!
But, Numbuh 5, you don't understand! [falls off dresser] "Bra" stands for "Battle Ready Armor". It's a weapon!
Are you crazy?! A bra is for... ugh, well... girls use it with a strap, and ugh... Look, just go back to the tree house and let me get some sleep!
But what about you? What if enemy operatives try to suck your brain-
GET OUT!
Hey! Where are those two goin'? Aww, look. My oldest girl is telling her little sister about bras.
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