Numbuh 1, Cree Lincoln and others in “Unfinished Business”

Numbuh 1

So, do you feel anything?

Numbuh 1

I don’t know. I feel kind of powerful!

AAH! ARE YOU CRAZY??!

Numbuh 1

What’s the matter, teenager? Afraid we’ll put your bras to better use?

[stares at Numbuh 1 with a gaping mouth for a minute] Listen, you little freak, take it off! NOW!

Numbuh 1

Make us! Right, Numbuh 2?

I said take them off!

Numbuh 1

Battle Ready Armor, on! [nothing happens] Uh, Battle Ready Armor, go! [still nothing] Ba-Battle Ready- [Cree grabs him] Ah!

[spinning him around violently] Take them off, now! [throws Numbuh 1 across the room]

Numbuh 1

Ugh! [dresser falls on him] Ow!

I am not playing with you fools!

Numbuh 1

[trying to get out from under dresser] Battle Ready Armor, activate! [Cree grabs him] Numbuh 2! [she throws him] Ahhh! [comes out of sick drawer] Um, Battle Ready Armor...Help!

I said, take off my bra! [kicks drawer causing Numbuh 1 to get his head stuck in the ceiling]

Numbuh 1

[he falls, screaming, then lands on bed, breaking it, then sits up, groaning] Numbuh 2, I could really use some...[Cree grabs him and throws him] Whoa!

[She barges in] What's up with all the racket?

I caught your two little weirdo friends trying on my bras!

[gives an annoyed look to Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 2] What are you two doing wearing my sister's bras?!

Numbuh 1

But, Numbuh 5, you don't understand! [falls off dresser] "Bra" stands for "Battle Ready Armor". It's a weapon!

Are you crazy?! A bra is for... ugh, well... girls use it with a strap, and ugh... Look, just go back to the tree house and let me get some sleep!

Numbuh 1

But what about you? What if enemy operatives try to suck your brain-

GET OUT!