Randal
Those rides are put together by junkies and alcoholics.
Dante
No they're not.
Alcoholic
Do you guys sell Elmer's Glue and thumbtacks? We're trying to put together a Tilt-A-Whirl.
Junkie
Do you guys sell black tar heroin?
Dante
No, and no.
Alcoholic
Well, rubber bands it is.
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