Dante
I've gotta try Caitlin again. She's gonna think I stood her up!
Randal
Ah, the old "stand 'em up and make 'em think you couldn't care less about 'em". Randal's first rule of dating etiquette.
Dante
You haven't had a date in two years!
Randal
Randal's second rule of dating etiquette.
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