Oh, I wanna get Atlanta something for Valentines Day tomorrow, but what?
[reading a poster] “Send your sweetheart a love-balloon-gram” Only three bucks.
[laughs sarcastically] I can't do that.
Why? You need the three bucks?
No! A love-balloon-gram is way too obvious!
[sarcasticaly] Yeah! You wouldn't want Atlanta to know you like her! Better to keep her guessing!
[Herry starts laughing]
Fear of rejection is a serious thing! Millions suffer from it! And we don't appreciate your sarcasm!
[Herry and Jay look at him very serious and then starts laughing]
Nothing says “I love you” like fifteen love-balloon-grams.
GGirl
Sorry, only five for student.
Any more and Jay's gonna get scared.
[embarrassed] What makes you think they're for Jay?
Love may be blind, Theresa, but I'm sure not.
[smiles and buys balloons] Well, bring on the love.
Man, people were acting crazy today! I broke up three fights just on the way here.
[on a skateboard] Look out!
Whoa! Correction – people are still acting crazy!
[voices from the kitchen]
[eating ice cream] Your name is “banana-nut”?
[about Neil tied up to the chair] What the heck is going on?!
Neil wouldn't shut up about his hair, so I shut him up and took the hair problem from him.
[drinks love poison] That's terrible! I thought love is supposed to be sweet!
[also drinks it] Hey! I think it's working. [puts his arm around Theresa]
He's not gonna fall in love with me now, is he?
No, but would you like him to? I can arrange it!
[fighting with Archie] Come on! Oink!
You can't handle it, can you? [beats him] Now get lost!
[about a Giant] He's yours. He won't stand a chance against you.
[about Eros and Psyche kiss] Is that necessary?
Looks like Eros is back in business.
So, like, maybe we can go for dinner?
[very mad] Are you hitting on me?!
No way! I'm hungry. What's a matter with you?
Hey! Wait a minute! We've all got a Valentine from a secret admirer! Okay! Own up! Who's sent them?
[smiles] Who knows, that could have been anyone.
[Theresa gives Jay five balloons]
[looks at the gift] These are from you?
No... they are... from all of us. To say thanks. [kisses him in a cheek]
Jay, if can hear me you must hold on! Theresa and the others are getting the antidote. You won't go to hades!
[wants to put an obol in Jay's mouth] Save journey, my friend. [Hera takes it from him] Hera? He needs that to pay Charon.
But he won't get into hades without it!
[smiles] That's the point.
MMinos
You will pay for your impertinence!
Yeah, yeah, tell that to the judge!
Hera, the ritual must be performed!
Do you want him to wander outside the gates of hades for eternity?!
It may already be too late!
[Hera sighs and puts an obol into Jay's mouth but he immediately spits it out]
Zeus's lightning! What's this?!
BBodyguard
I thought you all went home.
No! Those were the day-researchers, you see, we are the night-researchers! We specialize in things that happen after dark like owls and comets!
BBodyguard
Night researchers, huh? Well, hurry up. […] We wouldn't want anyone just walk in your office, wouldn't we?
[to Neil] Owls and comets?
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