Sir? Are you okay?
An... Angel?
S113 Little Box of Horrors
Pandora was the first mortal woman. She was given the box as a gift from the gods, but was told never to open it.
Now what is the point of that? You gods can be so twisted! “Here's a present, but don't open it!”, “Here's a apple but don't eat it!”
Well, Pandora did open the box. Her curiosity got the better of her.
[looks at Archie] Sound familiar?
Every failure carries us a seed of success.
I'll try to remember that the next time I crash and burn with the girl.
Speaking of failure, Archie opened the Pandora's box.
HE WHAT?!
All we have to do is getting the sample of... that thing!
How do we do that?!
Very carefully.
Tell me. What has happened?
[Atlanta is muttering something]
Atlanta!
What's she saying?
[singing] All around the cobblers bench the monkey chased the weasel. The monkey thought 'twas all in fun. Pop! Goes the weasel!
“Pop, Goes the weasel”?
Hi everybody!
What a pretty tail you have!
Please remain still, or your wound will not heal.
Pretty tail!
Enough with the tail, okay?
Odie is hurt! He's infected! They can't stop the Seeper!
Oh dear!
It's all my fault! I wish there was something I could do!
There's always one think you can do, even in the darkest moment. Hope.
Or fight! I'm sorry, Atlanta. This is my fault. [kisses her in her cheek]
DCDionysus and Chiron
No!
You could catch an infection!
I didn't realize!
A kiss! She is very contagious!
I feel fine!
Just as I feared! Oh dear, if I don't find a cure now... You feel.. fine?
Yeah...
He's immune!
Of course! Like the great Achilles! Archie is invincible.
I've never been sick a day in my life. So if I'm immune... I can kill it!
I know you can Mister Archie!
Sorry... It's all my fault... First Atlanta, then Odie, now Herry...
Mister Archie, you mustn't lose hope!
I can't do it!
Nobody is big enough to take on that thing!
You don't have to be big to be strong!
[Hope changes into a light and comes into Archie]
What is this? I thought she was gonna help and she just disappears!
[Archie gets up and smiles]
Archie?
[…] I've got a job to do.
Maybe it's a good thing you've opened that box. You've brought a little hope into the world.
What's up, guys?
Atlanta! You're cured!
Cured?
Dionysus!
Chiron!
What happened?
I've finally found a cure!
But not before Atlanta reached stage five. It was a doozy!
All I remember is that Seeper thing. Then I woke up here.
So you don't remember the dancing?
Dancing...?
[they look at Herry and Odie dancing together]
HOHerry and Odie
All around the cobblers bench the monkey chased the weasel. The monkey thought-
Dionysus! Some of that cure! And fast!
HOHerry and Odie
-'twas all in fun. Pop! Goes the weasel!
And.. you don't remember the ki- ah... kind things I've said about you?
S114 Make-up Exam
Hi, Atlanta! What's up?
Where are the Oracle Oaks located?
Huh? What?
Oracle Oaks! Trees that can presage the future! Haven't you study for the exams at all?
[Archie shrugs, Atlanta is checking something in the book]
Oh, Dodona! Of course! Dodona is the answer! Wait... What was the question?
Atlanta! Relax! I don't thing there gonna be those kind of exams!
It doesn't hurt to be prepared for any possibility, does it?
So... I take you don't wanna come watch the movie. [Atlanta growls] I'll be going now...
Where is Atlanta?
Studying.
I don't think it's that kind of test.
Try telling her that! She was freaking out because she didn't know where the Oracle Oaks were!
The... what?
Trees that can tell the future. They were in Downow or something...
[seems bored] You mean Dodona.
I think I'm gonna skip the movie and go skim over my notes [leaves]
Good idea! [leaves]
Wait for me! [leaves]
[looks at Herry and Neil] Are you guys gonna study?
Movie!
Lucky!
Excellent work! You've all passed. And extra points to Atlanta for such a creative solution.
Oh right!
You've never said they can use bait!
Ignore him! He's just jealous!
Archie, would have use bait if he knew it was allowed!
[embarrassed] Ares, come on, Atlanta won fair!
Oh, she was lucky!
[everybody stares at Ares]
Class dismissed. Ares, I'd like to talk to you.
Lucky?! I'm as good as anyone on this team!
Don't let it get you [Atlanta almost hits him] Whoa!
RRobber
Give me your MP3 player!
[Atlanta smiles and beats him]
Get lost [walks away]
RRobber
Help! Help!
You're gotta be kidding! [turns around and sees the Robber tied with a spiderweb] I guess you're not... Show yourself!
AArachne
Don't be afraid. I mean you no harm.
[Robber faints]
He may be a robber but I can't let you eat him!
AArachne
He was going to strike you!
I can take care of myself.
AArachne
Of course you can! You're obviously a very capable young girl.
Yes, I am! And you are a very talkative spider!
AArachne
I am Arachne! The silk weaver for the gods! And I was human once, like you. All I ever wanted to be was a weaver. I loved to make fabrics. The goddess Athena thought she was the better weaver and challenged me to a competition.
[…]
Athena did this to you? I can't believe that! Actually I can... Gods can be such jerks sometimes!
AArachne
Yes, they can be. And that's why you'll help me with my revenge! [hypnotizes Atlanta]
Where's Atlanta?
It's not like her. Archie, you know where she is?
[talking very fast] Uh, how should I know? It is not like I keep traipse on her all the time! 'Cause that would be weird! Weird and obsessive...
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