Class of the Titans · Season 1
Herry, Atlanta and you two, I get. But Odie?
Ever heard of Odysseus? He was one of the greatest heroes.
You mean he's a...
A direct descendant. A real wolf in ship's clothing.
You mean a wolf in nerd's clothing.
Odysseus was a good friend of Achilles.
I know.
How do you guys know all this stuff? You're not Greek, are you?
No, but, ugh... I read a lot of classical poetry...
Oh, really?
[Typhus appears in front of Archie]
Okay, now I'm a believer!
[in a truck, attacking by the Typhus, going straight on him]
So, are you coming with me?
What?
We can't fight Cronus and that thing in the same time. We need to distract it.
[unfastens seatbelt] Herry, stop the truck.
Wait! Guys, I don't think that's such a good idea.
I heard you are fast.
Very.
[about PMR] Wow! What else do these things do?
What do you want to do.
[Giant comes to Cronus, who doesn't look at him]
Finally. I've been waiting all night. [turns around and sees that Giant hasn't brought Neil] And it appears I'm still waiting!
He's a model?
Maybe he's a supermodel!
Yeah, with powers like stunning looks and a killer smile!
The three of us were just brain storming.
But we haven't even had a drizzle yet.
So we've pinned our hopes on a hero who's chief virtue was that he is in love with himself?
But who can blame him? I'd kill to have cheekbones as good looking as his! Oh, wait! I do!
Herry, stop the truck.
Are you nuts?!
I just want some of us to jump out to keep Cronus busy. You take Odie to the relay. Everybody else – out! Including Neil.
Neil?! What do you want Neil for?
Yeah! What do you want Neil for?
Because you're lucky! And right now we need all the luck we can get!
[plays lyre then ends with high electrical strum] Thank you New Olimpia!
That was beautiful! Until the end. I didn't know you could play the lyre, Theresa.
Um, yeah.
Not too many people can play to well. Wait until I tell the-
Oh, don't tell anyone, okay?
Why not?
Please, Apollo. The guys will never let me leave it down! I mean, c'mon! There is nothing more lame than playing a lyre!
I play the lyre!
Oh... Ugh... but you're... well... a god! How you guys play the lyre.
[points on a lyre Theresa is holding] In fact, that's my lyre!
Oh, sorry.
[Atlanta comes into a room]
Hey, I need a few things. You wanna go shopping?
Always. [smiles very nicely to Apollo and leave]
[to Apollo] See you later! [notices what he is holding] A lyre? That's so lame, c'mon Apollo, get with the times!
What's wrong with the lyre. It's beautiful!
Hey guys!
All set!
All set for what? What's up?
Come on, I'll tell you on the way.
The way where?
We'll meet you back in a dog pound, after we get the girls.
We're taking girls to a dog pound? How romantic!
[running away from Cerberus, and stops next to the fence with a sign on it “beware of dog”] It's just not funny!
Only cake and music can calm this beast.
Cake? You're joking, right?
Yes! Cerberus can't resist cake. It's often use to destruct him. But most effective thing is music. The music of the lyre.
Really?
Yes! Orpheus, the great hero like yourselves could play a lyre so beautifully that no man or beast could resist it. He wants use it to calm Cerberus.
But who plays a lyre this days? It's so lame!
I do...
Huh?
Oh... well that's... good.
No, that's great!
The underworld?
But how can we get there?
Simply. You must be a hero-
Got that covered!
-and you must be dead.
That sucks.
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