Chuck quotes

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Chuck: Hey, sis? The world's not gonna end today. [Ellie walks out of earshot] I have very reliable sources.

Chuck: How much tranquilizer did you use?
Casey: It's high grade at a heavy dose. Mr. Martin should be out for 12 to 24 hours.
Tyler Martin: [Starts to wake up] Jet lag is brutal.
Chuck: Rock star metabolism.
Tyler Martin: All the better in seeing you, darling.[Casey tranqs him again] I feel like a daffodil.
Casey: Time for the road trip.
Chuck: Road trip? Wait, whoa where are you going?
Casey: Buy More parking lot camera has a match on the car the suspect drove this morning.
Chuck: What about Tyler here?
Casey: Oh, check his mouth every twenty minutes. Make sure he doesn't choke on his own tongue.
Chuck: Hang on a second. You're gonna go and you want me to stay here and be on tongue-watch duty?
Sarah: Well you don't have plans, do you?
Chuck: Would it be so crazy if I did have plans? Plans that involved something other than fixing computers or playing hot potatoes with a thermite grenade?
Casey: Yes.

Chuck: I can't believe this. My father invented the intersect.
Stephen: Well, that's not true. I didn't invent all of it. Just the really cool stuff. All right, now I can understand how this could complicate a few things.
Chuck: What? Complicate a few things; Dad, I saw you die. I saw you explode in a helicopter.
Stephen: Well, I see how I could have given you that impression. I had to die quite a few times--it's one of the perils of being Orion.

Chuck: I can't betray my best friend. How come nobody gets that?
Casey: Hmm. Semper Fidelis. Means always faithful in the Marines. In civilian life, means putting your friend's well being above your own. I salute you for that, Bartowski. Well done.
[Casey gives Chuck a small salute]
Chuck: Yeah, that's-- Thanks, Casey. Yeah. Semper Fi. You know it's a pretty upside down world when this guy's the one picking up the emotional nuances around here.
[Casey winks at Sarah]

Chuck: I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait any longer. Okay? Everyone keeps asking me what I'm going to do with my future. And the truth is I don't have a clue. All I do know is that I want you to be in it.
Sarah: Please, I really have to tell you.
Chuck: No. No guns. No lies. Just us. Just like I've always wanted. I've recently come into a little bit of money. So, any place you want to go. Any place at all, as long as it's sunny with little umbrella drinks. What I'm getting at here is... Sarah Walker will you do me the honor of... taking a vacation with me?
Sarah: Chuck, I'm leaving in the morning. The details are classified. But I'm working on the new Intersect Project with Bryce.

Chuck: I owe you an apology.
Sarah: Why?
Chuck: I was beginning to think that I couldn't trust you anymore, Sarah. That maybe Jill was right. That the CIA was never gonna let me go, that they would always put their best interests ahead of mine... But not you. You always looked out for me. Thank you.
Sarah: [pause. Sarah hugs Chuck and whispers in his ear] Take off your watch.
Chuck: Why?
Sarah: Because it's all a lie. Your dad is still out there. Beckman sent me to bring you back to Castle. They're going to take you underground. We have to run. [They leave store and jump in car]
Chuck: [Sarah has just taken him on the run] You're disobeying orders for me? You're committing treason, Sarah; you could go to jail.
Sarah: I know.

Chuck: I'm just too trusting. Ever since I was a kid, I really wanted to believe what everyone else told me, you know? I'm just getting used to this new job, with the spying and lying.
Sarah: Don't get used to it. What makes you special is that you're not like every other spy. You're a good guy and you want to help people. Leave the deception to me.
Chuck: I'm glad I have you.
Sarah: Yeah, we're better as a team.

Chuck: I'm sorry. They're sending you back to prison.
Jill: Well, it's not your fault. At least I got to see my family one last time. I'm sorry I couldn't help you Chuck.
Chuck: It's okay. I'm sorry about your Uncle Bernie. I had no idea the Morgan was so lethal.
Jill: I'm glad you haven't lost your sense of humor. They changed me. Promise me that you won't let them change you.
Chuck: I'll do my best.
Jill: I liked wearing this. [takes off engagement ring] Even if it was just for a few hours. They were never gonna let me go even if we found your dad, were they? NSA, Fulcrum, CIA, they're all the same. They all lie. They're not gonna let you go either, Chuck. Watch your back.

Chuck: Look, we both know how I feel about you so I'm just going to shoot straight. Sarah, you're the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. You're beautiful, you're smart, you laugh at all of my stupid jokes and have a horrible habit of constantly saving my life. The truth is, you're everything that I thought I ever wanted and more. And for the last few days all I could think about is our future together. About what it's going to be like once I finally get the Intersect out of my head; we can be together for real, no fake relationships, no covers, no lies. But the more I think about it, the more I realize that you and I can never have a future together. I fooled myself into thinking that we could but the truth is: we can't. Because even if we had a real relationship it would never really be real. I'd still never know anything about you, your real name, your home town, your first love, anything. And I want more than that. I want to be able to call you at the end of a bad day and tell you about some funny thing Morgan did and not find out I can't but I can't cause you're off be somewhere in Paraguay quelling a revolution with a fork. I'm a normal guy who wants a normal life. And as amazing as you are, Sarah Walker, we both know that you will never be normal.
Sarah: You know, someday when the intersect is out of your head and you have the life that you always wanted, you'll forget all about me.
Chuck: I seriously doubt that.

Chuck: Look. Look, I get how you're feeling man. I totally get how you're feeling. You're feeling betrayed by someone you really care about.
Casey: You're damaging my calm, Chuck.
Chuck: You've spent so much of your life pushing people away. Lashing out with hurtful words and punches. But I know why you do it. You do it because you're scared.
Casey: WHAT?
Chuck: Scared. Scared to be known. Scared that if we actually see who you are, we'd actually care about you.
Casey: Shut up, Chuck!
Sarah: Yeah, shut up, Chuck. You're making him mad.
Chuck: [shushes Sarah] Underneath that extremely terrifying exterior lies a man who deeply, deeply feels. You care. You care about us. You care about me. Admit you feel all warm and mushy about me. Go ahead, say it; you love me, John Casey.
Casey: I'm going to kill you!
[Lunges for Chuck]
Chuck: Wait. Wait! Hold on. No! Not me.
[points to Bennett]
Chuck: Him!

Chuck: Morgan! Hey, ah, buddy, do-do we carry any Rush CDs in the store?
Morgan: No need. I got them all in my Zune.
Chuck: You have a Zune?
Morgan: Are you kidding me? No, no. I'll grab my iPod.

Chuck: Oh my God, I'm bleeding. Oh my God I'm bleeding, oh my God I'm bleeding.
Zamir: Come on.
Chuck: I'm bleeding, I'm bleeding. I'm sorry, I get a little woozy at the sight of blood.
Zamir: A surgeon is afraid of blood?
Chuck: I know, a little ironic, right?

Chuck: Oh, and I'm gonna need to borrow your girlfriend.
Morgan: Oh, dude she's all yours.

Chuck: Ooh! Ugh! Oh my God! This is unbearable! My back is killing me, my wrists are chafing!
Cole: This is going to get ugly. What level is his pain tolorance?
Sarah: I'd say about 1 out of 10.
Chuck: What? A one? I'd say I'm at least an 8.
Sarah: Chuck, the torture hasn't even started yet.
Chuck: This is the pre-torture? Okay, okay, put me down for a 1.

Chuck: Sarah, I'm not going to move in with you... Because I can't... And you know why I can't... I'm crazy about you. And I always have been. Having a fake relationship, that's one thing. But living together is... I mean everyday and being around each other and --and that's why I can't do it. I hope you understand.
Sarah: I do.
Chuck: Thank you.
[Starts to leave then stops]
Chuck: Oh and, uh, just so you know, I am going to get this thing out of my head, one day. I will! And when I do, I'm going to live the life I want with the girl I love. Because I'm not going to let this thing rob me of that. I won't!!