Y'know, I didn't think bats could do this.
FFoxglove
Do what, darling?
Hang around in midair like this when they're carrying so much weight.
FFoxglove
Uh oh!
What's wrong?
FFoxglove
We can't!
S2 E39Good Times, Bat Times
WWinifred
Don't call me Freddie!
BBud
[hits his jaw against the glass, which doesn't break] I thought I told you to cut the glass!
LLou
I did, I did! You gotta hit it harder.
[Bud picks up Lou in his mouth and smashes him against the glass, which breaks this time.]
LLou
[moaning] Not that hard.
It's Gadget's turn to cook and everything tastes like machine oil.
WWinifred
[to Frog-Dale] I think I'll try turning you into a jellyfish!
FFoxglove
Don't do it, Freddie!
[Winifred turns and sees Foxglove dangling a brick over her cauldron.]
WWinifred
No, Foxglove, don't!
FFoxglove
Change Dale back and promise to let us go, or I'll drop this and ruin your spell!
WWinifred
[panicking] No, no! Don't drop it! I promise! Here, watch! Are you watching?! [quickly changes Dale back to normal]
S2 E40Pie In The Sky
[After retrieving a frisbee for a puppy]
Awful sweet little fella, eh?
Yeah! Just like this case: Awful and little. What we need to find is a really big case.
How about that big German shepherd who lost his accent? [Gets bonked on the head] Is that a yes?
MSMa Sweeney
Oh, Sweeney, you little dickens! Someday you'll be more famous than Betty what's-her-name, more popular than that old Colonel fella and more importantly, you will be rich, rich, rich, rich, RICH!
[refusing to help Midge] No, no, no! We are not a delivery service! Our next case is going to be a big one. Big, big, big! [pokes Midge a couple of times, then turns around in rejection]
[Chip starts to hear sobbing as he turns around to Midge, who is in tears. Then Chip notices Gadget crying too as well as Monty and Zipper, with the latter giving Monty a tissue for him to blow his nose. Dale comes out of the headquarters and sees everyone (except Chip) crying, so he starts bawling histerically as he runs towards Chip and hugs him]
Why are we crying, anyhow?
They are tears of joy over our new case. We're taking Midge here to Capistrano.
TSTodd Sweeney
Hey, ma! How'd you like all the birdies I caught? [Giggle] Shucks! I'll bet they'll make you rich enough to buy all the diamonds you can hope for. Get it? Hope? Diamonds? Hope Diamond? I'm so funny!
[Upon hearing a lot of caws]
Did you hear that?
It came from over there.
Sounds like Alfred Hitchcock is making a movie over there.
C'mon, Monty! We have to save Midge.
B-b-but, Gadget, look at the size of those cats!
[Pointing to the caged birds] Look at the size of those eyes!
JJack
How'd you like a nice, juicy chipmunk sandwich for a change?
NNicholas
You know me, Jack. Just your average hungry little devil.
NNicholas
Heeeeeere's dinner!
Brilliant plan for the boys to keep those felines busy while we free the birds.
I sure hope it was a plan, Monty.
That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard... Let's try it!
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