Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers Season 2 quotes

Lahwhinie

Oh, yoo hoo! Yoo hoo!

Gadget

Oh! Hello! Um, is it OK that I'm here? I mean, I'm not trespassing or anything?

Lahwhinie

No, Honey, I'd say you were in exactly in the right place! [she uses her hypnosis technique with her eyes] By the way, my name's Lahwhinie.

Gadget

Mine's Gadget. You know... You remind me of someone...

Lahwhinie

What an intriguing name! Gadget! [she uses her hypnosis technique with her eyes again] Just like those gadgets on your feet!

Gadget

My feet! I mean... Gosh! I'm sinking!

Lahwhinie

I bet you'd have all kinds of gadgets to get across this lobster tank! That is assuming you wanted to get across!

Gadget

That's the trouble, I can never decide on just one!

Lahwhinie

[she uses her hypnosis technique with her eyes again and again] But that's fabulous!

Gadget

Really? My friends don't always think it's so wonderful.

Lahwhinie

You've already figured out how to get across the lobster tank! [she uses her hypnosis technique with her eyes again and again and again] And if you had to... say... oh, I don't know... May be walk across a tightrope over coals?

Gadget

Well, once I calculated out the center of gravity...

Lahwhinie

You'd figure out a dozen ways to do it! And I'll bet even an ocean wave wouldn't slow you down!

Gadget

Oh gosh! There are lots of ways to handle that!

Lahwhinie

You know... [she uses her hypnosis technique with her eyes twice] You're just the person to help me!

Gadget

I am?

Lahwhinie

I have this little... uh... test I have to run tonight. [she uses her hypnosis technique with her eyes twice again] It's just a tiny survival test... no big deal. And I thought may be you, with all those wonderful ideas, could run the test instead of me!

Gadget

Sure! Gosh! You look just like me!

Lahwhinie

[she uses her hypnosis technique with her eyes once] Just like sisters! And I'd do anything for a sister!

Gadget

But... But I don't want to hog all the fun!

Lahwhinie

Oh, honey! [she uses her hypnosis technique with her eyes twice] You'd be doing me a favor! Swear to Pele! Now, uh... My friends will be here soon...

Gadget

Oh! But my friends are meeting me here soon for the Luau!

Lahwhinie

Your friends are my friends, right, honey. [she uses her hypnosis technique with her eyes twice] I'll take care of yours and you let mine take care of you! Good luck with the test! Uh... I mean... have fun!

Chip

Do we go to the beach or sightseeing?

Gadget

Well, how about if we wear our swimsuits while we go sightseeing? Or we could look at maps while we lie on the beach? ...Or if we sightsee on stilts, we'd be that much closer to the sun.

Lahwhinie

Survival test? No one told me about any test! [she uses her hypnosis technique with her eyes twice again] We've never even had a queen before.

No one ever survived before.

Lahwhinie

[Posing as Gadget] 'Scuse me. I have to get that thing you pound pointy things in with.

Chip

You mean hammer?

Lahwhinie

Yeah, that's it!

Gadget

C'mon, Gadget, just do it!

Chip

Ok. Looks like plan Q may work here. [Plan goes awry] Ok. Time for Plan R.

Monty

I've seen weirder things than that in a cafeteria line.

Dale

There! 137 comic books. Now I know everything about being a superhero. Look out, world! Here comes, er, Supermunk... Expando-Dale...The Amazing Bonzerine! Aw... I need a name that will strike fear into the hearts of criminals... Rubber-Band-o!

Gadget

Golly, where's Rubber Bando?

Chip

He was here just a second ago.

Zipper

(points to a payphone; squeaks) He's over here!

Monty

(knocks on the phone) Hello? Are you in there, Mr. Superhero?

Dale

(from inside) Nope, nobody here. (stretches out his arm with a finger pointing) Try the gumball machine down the block.

Gadget

Hmm. He looks kind of shy. (to Dale) Hi, we were wondering if you would like to join us. We're the Rescue Rangers, a small, but efficient, battalion of do-gooders devoted to helping those in trouble. Would you like to see our news clippings?

Dale

(stretches his head out) Go away!

Gadget

Golly, he seems kind of rude, too.

Where's that flame thrower?

Dale

[As Rubber-Band-o] No! Wait! I'm too young to fry!

Gadget

With this test I'll be able to tell what this brochure is made out of.

Chip

Well?

Gadget

It's made out of paper!

Chip

That's it?

Gadget

Well that, and the fact that it came from Seymour's Travel Agency near the corner of Lankershim and Cahuenga.

Monty

Wow, that's some test, Gadget luv!

Gadget

Well, actually, the address is stamped right on the bottom of the brochure.

Monty

Now that's a sweet old lady, setting out a bowl of milk for the poor homeless stray... CATS?!

Gadget

We spent all night scrubbing and cleaning and polishing and the kitchen still smells like cheddar.

Chip

We should be glad Monterey wasn't making saltwater taffy. We'd have to move out.

Dale

If we don't get stuck in the doorway.

Monty

What happened?

Chip

They were going to turn you into a donut.

Monty

Well, if I have to be a breakfast roll, I'd rather be a cheese danish.

I hate mice... But I like to catch 'em!