You idiots! Oh... why must all my brilliant plans be ruined by those rinketing Rangers? Why? TELL ME! TELL ME WHY! WHY?! WHY?!
Because good always triumphs over evil!
Oh, yeah?
S2 E46Gorilla My Dreams
I'm going after Dale! He may drive me crazy but he's my kinda nut.
GGuest
What a gem Mr. Klutchkoin is! By the way, where is he?
KMrs. Klutchkoin
Still writing zeroes on the check. Been at it three weeks, poor dear.
I have an idea. It's risky but it just might work. Guys, I need some double-weight, hot-pressed, fluid graphic-
Yeah, right! I never leave home with out it.
S2 E47The S.S. Drainpipe
RBRed Badger
Don't try this at home, badger buddies. Only cartoon superheroes can leap from airplanes and live to show and tell about it.
RBRed Badger
[Appearing in the mirror] Ease up, badger boy.
The Red Badger!
RBRed Badger
Actually, I'm a figment of your subconscious imagination created by low self-esteem. That or something you ate... Chin up, badger buddy. Remember my 3 Cs: Courage, confidence and Corn Flakes.
Corn Flakes?
RBRed Badger
My sponsor.
It's a battery-operated turbo-charged Dustbuster with reversed polarity, rack and pinion steering and hyperfoil fenders.
What does that mean?
It means it's fun to ride, so get on.
How do I look?
Kinda dashing.
Kinda red.
Kinda stupid.
Great apprehension, boss.
AMArnold Mousenegger
Yeah! And you caught him good too.
Hey, guys! I can lead you! I'll just follow in the footsteps of a real hero!
Chip?
No! The Red Badger!
I'd rather follow a hero sandwich.
Hurry it up, Alvin.
The name is Chip.
Whatever, you chipmunks all sound alike.
[To Gadget] So you're the wench behind this wench.
Why don't you toss these losers overboard for a real winner? You could be my first mate.
How'd you like a swift kick in the poop deck?
[Sung to "My Favorite Things"] Sapphires on white gold and diamonds in settings,
These are a few of my favorite rings.
Shut Up
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