I'll become the Picasso of potatoes! The Svengali of spuds! Or... dare I say it? Mr. Potato Head!
S2 E45The Pied Piper Power Play
[reading] "Due to your not paying the electric bill, we've cut off your power. Have a nice day. The Power Company." The small-minded simpletons are standing in the path of weird science!
A clue! [Passing him a toothpick] Here, Dale. This is a good opportunity to see if you've got the right stuff.
Hmm... It's made of petrified rosewood and it's engraved M.J.. I get it! Then it belongs to Moonwalk Jackson. I knew this case would be a thriller!
Wrong, Dale. Try again.
Hmm... I got it! M.J. stands for Fat Cat!
[slaps head] Why would Fat Cat engrave M.J. in the stick when his initials are F.C.?
Simple! To throw us off.
The great Dale-dini sees all and knows nothing.
You got that right, acorn brain!
[Tired of being the clue repository] Monty's toothpick, Gadget's earplugs. What next?
I found her footprints.
Well, I'm not carrying them! I'm out of pockets!
I am the great Dale-Dini. Everything Dale-Dini says, you will hear and obey.
MMice
[Hypnotized] We hear and we obey.
Now everybody, follow me!
MMice
You didn't say "Dale-Dini says".
Nimnul must have a systems governor on the energy accumulator.
Uh... What's that mean, Gadget luv, in plain English?
Simply put, if too much voltage is stored up too fast, there could be a chance of meltdown.
Meltdown! Hooray! Let's hear it for meltdown!
Er... Dale, meltdown means we could be blown to smithereens.
Meltdown! Boo! We hate meltdown!
Time to rejoin the rat race, ya rotten rodents!
Rangers, I have an announcement. There's good news and there's bad news. The good news is we've reached the first stage of meltdown so we can stop running.
And what's the bad news, Gadget luv?
We won't have time to get out with our lives.
S2 E46Gorilla My Dreams
[Reading a comic book] "Ha, ha, Kablammo Man, I have turned your faithful Muffin Men into cosmic croutons with my microwave ray!" [Wails] Not cosmic croutons!
Last stop: Cat Alley.
Did you have to say "last", Gadget?
Quickly! Evacuation Procedure M.F.!
What does "M.F". mean?
Me first!
Why, Chipper, you deserve a PhD in C-A-T.
Very good, Mole. It's so nice to see you using your head for something other than your hair.
Karats are good for the eyes. Especially 40 karats!
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