Antonio Dawson quotes from Chicago P.D.

Halstead

[laughs as Ruzek is being tasered] That was worth the price of admission.

[looks at Halstead] You're next. [Halstead's smile disappears]

Atwater

[goads Halstead] Come on, man.

Lindsay

I volunteer to tase him.

Halstead

Okay, I mean, this doesn't seem, like, official enough.

Lindsay

Where do you want it? [smirks] S, P, A or G?

Halstead

Shoulders.

Dawson

G!

Atwater

[laughs] G!

Halstead

[glares at Lindsay] Don't you dare.

Dawson

Says here you took the CPD test three times and each time you were rejected. You're color blind.

Voight

[deadpan] Yet somehow you were recruited into the CIA.

Lindsay

Dr. Charles, welcome to Intelligence.

[looks around the squad room] So, this is it. The infamous black side I've been reading about all these years?

Dawson

Not everything you read is true.

Halstead

We didn't find any drugs or signs of "paraphenalia" in the car.

Antonio

Para-pher-nalia. There's an R in there. A lot of people miss it.

Halstead

Okay, Hooked on Phonics. You want to step outside?

Antonio

Let's go.

Halstead

You brought me into the unit. I just hope I did you proud.

Dawson

I brought you on becuse you were daitng my sister. Knowing the cop you've become... Knowing that you're here... That made it easy for me to take the investigator job.

Burgess

Okay, so I heard that Otis convinced Herrmann to put a karaoke machine in at Molly's.

Platt

Bad idea. Attracts the wrong kind of crowd.

Burgess

I don't know, could be really fun.

Platt

When pigs fly, Burgess.

You're next, Antonio. How about a little Sinatra?

Dawson

That's grandpa music. [flips through the karaoke machine catalog] I'll find something.

Seriously?

Dawson

Yeah.

[to Halstead] You understand the majesty of the Chairman of the Board, right? [sees Halstead staring off and smacks him in the shoulder] Jay, come back.

Halstead

I wouldn't mind hearing a little "Summer Wind".