Trudy Platt quotes from Chicago P.D.

Platt

One last name came in from the consulate, sounds like a real winner. Some guy upset at Bulgaria 'cause they're trying to join the EU.

Burgess

Maybe after this we can get back to real police work?

Platt

Hey, how's that K-9 girl working out for ya?

Roman

If I have to do another day with her, I'm gonna transfer. To Milwaukee.

Platt

Oh, don't kid yourself, Roman. You're so in love with that girl it ain't even funny.

Platt

Two surgeries in one day?

Ruzek

Yeah.

Platt

Third one gets ya free toppings.

Hey, kitten.

Platt

What are you doing here?

I wanted to see if you'd be interested in taking this exercise class with me. It's called Zumba. I think you'd really like it.

Platt

Hold on. Are you trying to tell me I'm fat?

Platt

Hey, Chuckles.

Halstead

Detective Chuckles, if you don't mind.

Platt

Little donnybrook down at Kitty O'Shea's. Officer on the scene wanted to know if you'd stop by.

Halstead

To do what, show him how to do his job?

Platt

No, keep your brother from getting locked up.

Platt

[looks at Nadia's application forms] Do our public institutions no longer teach penmanship?

Nadia

Well, everything's digital.

Burgess

The ad says Woolworth's. I think they went out of business.

Platt

Burgess, dreams never go out of business. Ever.

Platt

You know what Moses had when he parted the Red Sea?

Ruzek

What?

Platt

Permission from his supervisor.

Platt

[to some patrol officers] When it comes to diamonds, there are the four Cs: carat, cut, clarity, and...and character.

Burgess

[walks over to Platt's desk] No, it's color. It's color.

Platt

Must be a regional thing. [holds out her ring finger] God, that bling is so shiny. I get distracted all the time. Hey, Burgess, I'm going to need my wedding book back now that you and runaway groom have kicked your date into the next century.

Burgess

My pleasure.

Platt

Hey, wait a minute. I got an idea. Help me plan my wedding. Get a little contact high while you wait in line.

Burgess

That's very tempting.

Lindsay

Welcome back. I heard the Wisconsin Dells treated you and Mouch very well.

Platt

The Wisconsin Dells is God's country. Seven mornings of sleeping in, seven afternoons at the indoor water park, the Ho-Chunk Casino.

Lindsay

It sounds like a dream come true.

Platt

Yeah.

Lindsay

Did anybody fill you in on the baby we found this morning?

Platt

[interrupts Lindsay] Mm, that's good. I'm good. Look, I am in a mood the likes of which have not been seen since 1997, so I just need a 24-hour freeze on people getting shot, running drugs, bashing each other's heads in, and especially abandoned babies on lakefronts, okay?

Lindsay

Okay, but the baby's not dead.

Platt

That is great.

Trudy

You of all people should understand this!

Voight

You're not me, Trudy!

Burgess

Hi, Sarge.

Platt

Well, look at you. All overdressed.

Lindsay

Hey Sarge, you got a minute?

Platt

For you, but if you see Burgess the "nod and go" policy is still in effect. My desk is not a coffee klatch.

Lindsay

A what?

Platt

Somebody said that to me. That my desk had turned into a coffee klatch, a chit-chat coffee klatch.

Burgess

Okay, so I heard that Otis convinced Herrmann to put a karaoke machine in at Molly's.

Platt

Bad idea. Attracts the wrong kind of crowd.

Burgess

I don't know, could be really fun.

Platt

When pigs fly, Burgess.

You're next, Antonio. How about a little Sinatra?

Dawson

That's grandpa music. [flips through the karaoke machine catalog] I'll find something.

Seriously?

Dawson

Yeah.

[to Halstead] You understand the majesty of the Chairman of the Board, right? [sees Halstead staring off and smacks him in the shoulder] Jay, come back.

Halstead

I wouldn't mind hearing a little "Summer Wind".