Adam Ruzek quotes from Chicago P.D.

Ruzek

What are you going to sing, Boss?

Voight

My Way.

Halstead

You were expecting Love Shack?

Ruzek

I'm just saying, Jay, you got a target on your head and you don't seem too phased.

Halstead

Overseas, my unit and I, we always had a bounty on us.

Dawson

Most gangs only pay 10G for a cop. If you're really worth 100, I should take you out myself. Pay off my mortgage.

Halstead

Right. Try it.

Olinsky

Coke dealer, one time, put a million dollar tag on me and Voight. [everyone stares at Olinsky]

Halstead

What?

Ruzek

How'd you handle that?

Olinsky

Well, you dust yourself. Never go home the same way twice. Run red lights. If a car follows you through one, you chamber a round and you handle business.

(hands Ruzek a folder) I could've just emailed this to you.

Ruzek

Yeah, my boss is old school. He doesn't much like electronic footprints.

We're cool now.

Ruzek

Well, we're getting there.

Dude, it was just some graffiti.

Ruzek

You tagged the entire scoreboard at Cellular Field. That's a class three felony. Like I said, you got a little more work to do, but this? It's a good start.

Am I under arrest?

Ruzek

No, we encourage car fires. It's a new program.

Ruzek

Did you know you were outside of sexclub?

Antonio

Yeah, the Red Bridge.

Ruzek

What was it like inside?

Halstead

Don't tell him, man. He'll be useless to us the rest of the day.

Ruzek

Whoa! Oh my.

Halstead

Easy boys. It's okay.

Halstead

So, Blue. You got a real name?

Barack Obama.

Ruzek

[plays along] Ha, oh, I wasn't prepared for this. It's an honor. Mr. President, we know that you're part of a heroin ring. Runs out of Angels strip club.

Platt

Two surgeries in one day?

Ruzek

Yeah.

Platt

Third one gets ya free toppings.

Hey, how's Burgess?

Ruzek

She’s great, great - just a little follow up thing.

What about the guy I gave Voight?

Ruzek

I said we got it. If we need anymore of your help, we'll ask.

Ruzek

Listen, we... [writes something on a post-it note and sticks it to his coffee mug] We're thinking about putting together a task force on how to make coffee.

Dawson

Maybe you can help us arrange a press conference for that.

Ruzek

I got you started. Cream, two sugars. It's real simple.

Lindsay

I am not gonna make you coffee. [to Halstead] Come on, what about you?

Halstead

[laughs] I wasn't going to say anything. And then Lang called and he said you left your pant suit at the headquarters.

Atwater

We need more brothers on this unit, man.

Ruzek

I'm your brother, Kev.

Atwater

Yeah, you are. Don't tell Halstead, though. He gets jealous about stuff like that.

Voight

Remember the 8 P's from your academy training?

Ruzek

Yeah.

Voight

Let's hear 'em.

Ruzek

Proper police planning prevents piss poor police performance.

Platt

You know what Moses had when he parted the Red Sea?

Ruzek

What?

Platt

Permission from his supervisor.

Halstead

You good?

Ruzek

No...

Halstead

Good job, buddy.