Erin Lindsay quotes from Chicago P.D.

Halstead

Ruzek and Burgess...and Roman. That sounds like a horror movie right there.

Lindsay

It'll probably be a PG-13 deal. Nobody's gonna kill anybody.

Hey, shots on the house. Just something that I created in honor of Mouch and Platt. Two great tastes that taste great together.

Lindsay

Hermann, thanks.

Unlike gin and scotch.

Halstead

[laughs] Why would you do that to somebody?

I don't know. Stupid.

Lindsay

That's disgusting.

Lindsay

Burgess did ask me for advice about dating a partner.

Halstead

Yeah? What did you tell her?

Lindsay

You know, just That there is one thing that's really hard.

Halstead

What's that? [Lindsay looks away] Hey, you can tell me.

Lindsay

[sighs] It's just that, you know, when you work together all day and you got to be professional, and you can't tell him that you bought a new outfit and it's sitting in the apartment, still in the box.

Lindsay

Welcome back. I heard the Wisconsin Dells treated you and Mouch very well.

Platt

The Wisconsin Dells is God's country. Seven mornings of sleeping in, seven afternoons at the indoor water park, the Ho-Chunk Casino.

Lindsay

It sounds like a dream come true.

Platt

Yeah.

Lindsay

Did anybody fill you in on the baby we found this morning?

Platt

[interrupts Lindsay] Mm, that's good. I'm good. Look, I am in a mood the likes of which have not been seen since 1997, so I just need a 24-hour freeze on people getting shot, running drugs, bashing each other's heads in, and especially abandoned babies on lakefronts, okay?

Lindsay

Okay, but the baby's not dead.

Platt

That is great.

Lindsay

Mothers like that make me wish I could send Bunny a greeting card.

Halstead

There's a whole section: Glad You Weren't as Bad a Mom as I Thought.

Halstead

Did I show you the loft on Division?

Lindsay

The one with the toilet next to the stove? You are not moving in there.

Halstead

It's intimate.

Lindsay

Yeah, so's prison.

Lindsay

A.C. went out in my apartment last night. It's like Dante's Inferno in there.

Voight

Yeah? Which Circle of Hell?

Lindsay

All of them.

Ruzek

So, what, you avoiding going home already?

Lindsay

What? Dude, I'm working overtime so we can pay off my place faster.

Ruzek

It's your place.

Lindsay

Our place.

Ruzek

Uh-huh.

Lindsay

It's been four days.

Ruzek

Well, still.

Lindsay

What?

Ruzek

Nothing.

Lindsay

I'm not avoiding going home, I....you know, out of all of my friends, I am not going to take relationship insight from you.

Ruzek

You can learn from my mistakes. I just think you and Halstead should have a plan.

Lindsay

Dude, you and Burgess had the ultimate plan. What happened?

Ruzek

That's a fair enough point.

Lindsay

Listen. What you two went through and what you carry is real. And you know that if you ever need my help carrying it, you just have to ask me. Why are you not listening to him?

Halstead

Because going back is not the right move for him.

Lindsay

For you. Him going back is not the right move for you. But if it was if you were the one that wanted to go would you let anybody stand in your way?

Halstead

It's good to see you, Bunny.

Bunny

Jay, nice to meet you formally.

Lindsay

So Jay and I are living together now.

Halstead

I've heard a lot of good things about you.

Bunny

No, you haven't.

Lindsay

Okay. Let's just keep this short and sweet, even if we all have to fake it.

Bunny

Sweetheart, I've been meaning to call you because... [looks at Halstead] Jay, would you mind? Could we just have one minute?

Halstead

Sure. [gets out of his seat but Lindsay grabs his arm]

Lindsay

No. [Halstead sits back down] What is wrong with you? What do you need? Do you need to borrow money? You can't just come have breakfast with my boyfriend and be nice and leave it at that?

Bunny

We need to talk.

Lindsay

Then talk.

Lindsay

Hey Sarge, you got a minute?

Platt

For you, but if you see Burgess the "nod and go" policy is still in effect. My desk is not a coffee klatch.

Lindsay

A what?

Platt

Somebody said that to me. That my desk had turned into a coffee klatch, a chit-chat coffee klatch.

Lindsay

Harry Klinsman. Chicago PD. We need to talk.

About what?

Lindsay

Manslut and what you were doing last night.

I'm sorry. I'm in the middle of something but if you leave your card, I'll get back to you. [returning to phone call] Sorry about that. Yeah, it's like I said..

Halstead

Are you sure that's how you want to play this, man?

I went to law school, okay? I know my rights. [back to phone] A thousand apologies.

Halstead

[loudly to the entire office] Excuse me! Chicago Police. Was anybody here with Manslut last night? Anybody? Manslut?

Who's Manslut?

Halstead

It's - what do you call it? It's like his alter-ego.

[hanging up] I will give you a call back.

Halstead

Anybody? Manslut?

All right. All right. Let's talk. Just don't do that.