Jay Halstead quotes from Chicago P.D.

Halstead

Was your brother in the Army?

Yeah, he was. Ranger.

Halstead

Me too. I must have seen him at Benning.

Hoorah!

Halstead

That's the Marines.

Hey, how you doing? How's therapy?

Halstead

Not really my thing.

All right, well, if you're not going to take it seriously or even attempt to take it seriously, let me know. For real, because I need to find a new partner.

Burgess

Okay, so I heard that Otis convinced Herrmann to put a karaoke machine in at Molly's.

Platt

Bad idea. Attracts the wrong kind of crowd.

Burgess

I don't know, could be really fun.

Platt

When pigs fly, Burgess.

You're next, Antonio. How about a little Sinatra?

Dawson

That's grandpa music. [flips through the karaoke machine catalog] I'll find something.

Seriously?

Dawson

Yeah.

[to Halstead] You understand the majesty of the Chairman of the Board, right? [sees Halstead staring off and smacks him in the shoulder] Jay, come back.

Halstead

I wouldn't mind hearing a little "Summer Wind".

When we protest racism, some people think - we protest America. [crowd cheers] But protesting injustice, that's what the flag stands for.

Halstead

[to Upton] I got no respect for this kid. I got six friends who died for this flag.

Halstead

Hmm.. okay, that's one way to take care of rapists.

Ruzek

You gotta be kidding me. They cut 'em off.

Halstead

You gotta tell Voight.

I can handle this, Jay.

Halstead

That's exactly what I said to you. You remember that? And then you called me out and you told me I was full of crap.

Hey, give you a ride home? Buy you a beer?

Halstead

Thanks, I think I'm just––

[cuts in] Yeah I know you wanna be alone but this is just part of the thing so...

Halstead

What "thing"?

The thing that works between us. Bad case. One of us doesn't want the other one around. The other one stays anyway. We talk, we feel better and we're able to go to work the next day. It works.