Jay Halstead quotes from Chicago P.D.

Halstead

You brought me into the unit. I just hope I did you proud.

Dawson

I brought you on becuse you were daitng my sister. Knowing the cop you've become... Knowing that you're here... That made it easy for me to take the investigator job.

Halstead

I'm looking for a girl. A prostitute.

Nice to see you too, Jay.

Halstead

I'm sorry, Virginia. You look great. Is that a new scent?

Bit-O-Honey. How did you know?

Halstead

Friends know, Virginia. Friends know.

Aint there some kind of reward for that?

Halstead

A firm handshake and a sincere thank you, that's your reward.

Jay

Can anybody verifiy where you were this morning?

Yes, my pillow.

I know people. I'll never do a day in jail.

Voight

He knows people.

Halstead

Oh, in that case, we should let him go.

Olinsky

Your brother operated on Lexi, so please tell him I said thanks. I know he gave it everything he had.

Halstead

I will.

I've never seen that before in my life.

Halstead

Me either. Open the door.

Lindsay

Harry Klinsman. Chicago PD. We need to talk.

About what?

Lindsay

Manslut and what you were doing last night.

I'm sorry. I'm in the middle of something but if you leave your card, I'll get back to you. [returning to phone call] Sorry about that. Yeah, it's like I said..

Halstead

Are you sure that's how you want to play this, man?

I went to law school, okay? I know my rights. [back to phone] A thousand apologies.

Halstead

[loudly to the entire office] Excuse me! Chicago Police. Was anybody here with Manslut last night? Anybody? Manslut?

Who's Manslut?

Halstead

It's - what do you call it? It's like his alter-ego.

[hanging up] I will give you a call back.

Halstead

Anybody? Manslut?

All right. All right. Let's talk. Just don't do that.

There's some evil people in this world.

Halstead

Says the guy who molested a 10 year old boy.

Jay Halstead

I want you to give me the key to Mom's safety deposit box. I'm gonna ask Erin to marry me. She's all I think about, and she has been there for me every step of the way.

Will Halstead

Why now? You two aren't even together. Are you?

Jay

No, we're not. But she's in real trouble right now, and I want to be there for her. I blew it once, but I'm ready.

Will

Jay, this girl does not want to be saved. Okay, what you should be doing is putting some distance there.

Halstead

You came home to find Johnny Martelli dying in your bed and you don't call 911? You call your daughter?

Bunny

She's the police!

Halstead

She's not an ambulance!

Voight

You haven't asked how he's doing.

Bunny

How is he doing?

Halstead

He's been shot in the chest!

Burgess

What's worse? People taking the kids or giving them away in the first place

Halstead

People taking them. No doubt.

Halstead

You wanna roll?

We're off the clock in ten minutes. Unless you know another place serving free Chantal de Laroque?

Halstead

Wow. You're really um... Oh what's the word? Le snob.