“Swear to God” · Season 7, Episode 2
In this episode: Frasier Crane (2), Sam Malone (1), Carla Tortelli (1), Cliff Clavin (1), Rebecca Howe (1)
[about Sam] What does it mean when you can't turn on the horniest guy that ever lived? I am really getting old.
Rebecca, will you stop being ridiculous? You're still a young, beautiful, vibrant woman with her whole life ahead of her.
You're just saying that.
Yes, I am. I was taught to humor old folks.
So believe it or not I've given up sex entirely. But you've got to promise not to tell anyone.
Well Sam, confidentiality is the bedrock of my profession. Besides, who'd believe it?
Yeah, it's a genetic quirk in the Clavin family that we all have two extra teeth. You see, that's the only way we can prove we are the rightful heirs to the Russian throne.
Hello in there, Cliff. Tell me, what color is the sky in your world?
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