Randy, Jason and others in “1980 MLB All-Star Game”

"Marge Schott."

"Alright the point is we felt that Cheap Seats as a sports franchise deserved its own mascot too."

"So we combed the country. Scouting Renaissance fairs, Illegal rodeos, Wal-Mart grand openings looking for every conceivable novelty creature."

"And we narrowed it down to the three finalist. Here are their auditions."

(Wearing a chicken suit) "First off I will not wear this head. I don't believe in it. I will not act like a goofy mascot."

(Wearing a chocolate chip cookie suit) "You might have seen me in a few roles. I played a chocolate chip cookie in the How About Some Milk campaign."

(A homeless person) "To be honest man I haven't been inside of a building In about five years. I'm freaked out man."

"I will not shine a bald man's head at a baseball game."

"I'm a gogetrahidra I can do anything. You ask me to do anything and I can do it."

" I can make a dollar last me month. A month!!"

"I will not run and dive on a rain soaked tarp."

"I can play many different types of cookies."

"You can lose those chocolate chips if we need you to?"

"Absolutly I can take them out I can play Pecan Sandy if that's what you want uh these are birthmarks so."

(Crying) "Ah man have you ever since a cat without it's eyeballs in it's head" (digging through a trash bag)

"No no no no!"

"You have? What's the answer?"