"Uh every other All-Star game but this one."
S2 E91980 MLB All-Star Game
"Reitz with a rope!"
"All-star."
"All-star."
"And all-star and the inning ends with your basic 4-3-2-6 put out."
"Oh Willie Randoplh reminding us that fan voting doesn't necessarily put the best players in the All-star game."
"And Ken Reitz reminding us just how good Willie Randolph is."
"And Ashlee Simpson reminding us just how talented Ken Reitz was."
"And Dick Chaney reminding us just how honest Ashlee Simpson is. More Cheap Seats after this."
AMAudience Member
"I don't care"
"Whoa!"
"Whoa"
"Why don't you care?"
AMAudience Member
"Ah Jewish or non Jewish he's a great ball player."
"Ok! Just got weird in here. Wow"
"Yeah because there's bigotry in here."
"I smell that. I smell that yeah."
AMAudience Member
"What just cause I don't care that Rod Carew is Jewish or not?"
"Yeah wow."
"Wow what are you going to tell us next that your favorite movie was American History X?"
AMAudience Member
"I don't know, I thought Ed Norton played a strong character."
"Ah-Ha!"
"Ah-Ha!"
"I think someone needs to go to the Museum of Tolerance."
"Right after we go back to the game."
"I need to get my hook back."
"So do I."
"You guys wanna take the toothpick out of Winfield's hand and give him a real bat?"
"And Winfield kills another seagull."
"Did the White Sox uniform come with a sport coat that year?"
"Yeah it was the only uniform in history that you could wear to Ruth's Chris Steak House."
"But the first time he's been a leader not necessarily a follower."
"Not necessarly? So he's still a follower?"
"Yes he's the leading follower."
"What the fuck does that mean!"
"Do you think Hernandez and Reitz have mustache contests in the Cardinal's clubhouse?"
" They'd be wasting their mustaches if they didn't."
AMAl Michaels
"Ed Farmer, 6'5"."
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